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Monday, July 25, 2011

The Triple Nipple

People with an extra nipple are nothing new. Many people over the years have had an extra nipple on their chest or torso area.

Well this woman has a nipple in a new area. She has a third nipple and it is on the bottom of one of her feet.

Now I have heard of “pussy footing around” but I have never heard of “nipple footing around”.




Yes I said she has an actual nipple on the bottom of her foot.

I bet she never gets turned down when she asks for a foot massage. Hell I bet she even has guys (and even ladies) begging to give her a foot massage.

Can you imagine the shock and look on the little Asian ladies face at the nail salon when she goes and gets a pedi?

I wonder if it hurts her when she is walking around outside when it is cold.

Can you imagine having her on the bed with her legs over your shoulders, you could pinch two nipples and suck on the third at the same time.

Ok I will stop with the nasty jokes.
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58 comments:

  1. not displayedJuly 25, 2011 at 5:10 AM

    Such a boy. But you made me giggle.

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  2. A Daft Scots LassJuly 25, 2011 at 5:41 AM

    I had that sucker burnt off!

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  3. Vinny CJuly 25, 2011 at 6:11 AM

    That's a foot only Glen Quagmire could love.

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  4. UnknownJuly 25, 2011 at 6:36 AM

    I'm sorry but...ew. I don't know why this is so icky to me. It's JUST a nipple. But...ew.

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  5. Overthinking MamaJuly 25, 2011 at 6:39 AM

    omg!!! i can't stop giggling... i love your mind!! :-)

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  6. SherilinRJuly 25, 2011 at 6:40 AM

    oh my gosh! if i was her pedi lady, i would think it was disgusting and avoid it. especially if she started squirming in delight if i brushed over it accidentally.

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  7. Dawn@Lighten Up!July 25, 2011 at 6:52 AM

    Please. Don't stop with the nasty jokes. Ever.

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  8. UnknownJuly 25, 2011 at 7:11 AM

    "Why does it feel so amazing when I walk? Honey, let's go out for a jog..."

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  9. StephanieCJuly 25, 2011 at 7:18 AM

    All I can think about is how dirty this third nipple would be if this lady walks around barefoot at all.

    *shudder*

    I am too practical to be fun. ha.

    StephanieC

    _

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  10. The Angry LurkerJuly 25, 2011 at 7:18 AM

    C'mon I was eating a piece of cake with my tea, a little warning:P

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  11. Not the HeroJuly 25, 2011 at 7:29 AM

    That Sir, is nasty.

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  12. AdminJuly 25, 2011 at 7:40 AM

    Woah! Thats insane, iv seen extra nipples on chests etc. but the foot? Wonder how it reacts to the cold air etc. What if it starts lactating haha

    so many random questions

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  13. Oilfield TrashJuly 25, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    @ Mynx, glad you giggled.

    @ Lass, but what if it gave you pleasure?

    @ Vinny, you are right!!

    @ Chio, maybe because feet are something that usually stinks?

    @ Mama, thank you!

    @ Sherilin, exactly.

    @ Dawn, ok I will go back and add some more.

    @ Lost, exactly my point.

    @ Stephanie, that is very true.

    @ Lurker, well my blog does come with a warning.

    @ Hero, yep.

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  14. Sara StrandJuly 25, 2011 at 7:46 AM

    That is kind of disgusting. I'd have that shit removed ASAP. Matt has like... a kind of third nipple on his chest but under one of his real nipples. It's weird. It's sunken in which is Ok, because if it were out like a real nipple? Nipple removal asap. It's just too distracting.

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  15. YvonneJuly 25, 2011 at 7:48 AM

    Gross! Only YOU would find this somewhere!!! ;) Thanks for the laugh though, I needed one this morning!

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  16. Tony Van HelsingJuly 25, 2011 at 7:50 AM

    Scaramanga.

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  17. RosalindJuly 25, 2011 at 8:00 AM

    ok... das just nasty right there. Could you imagine how she feels with the right pair of shoes on?

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  18. TS HendrikJuly 25, 2011 at 8:08 AM

    Ha, that's weird.

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  19. Oilfield TrashJuly 25, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    @ Bigshanks, questions which need answered.

    @ Sara, but what if it brought pleasure? Just think you could get off while running from that big ass neighborhood dog. lmao

    @ Yvonne, hey it was on the news and I searched for it. lol

    @ Tony, exactly.

    @ Rosie, she would feel twice as sexy.

    @ TS, yes it is.

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  20. AnonymousJuly 25, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    Sweet turkey gravy. Ain't nature grand. That's one fully formed areola. Makes a man wonder...

    - DT

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  21. Sweet LilyJuly 25, 2011 at 8:45 AM

    Wow! Wow!

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  22. RuthJuly 25, 2011 at 9:04 AM

    I saw that. I think it was on Craig Ferguson.

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  23. Oilfield TrashJuly 25, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    @ Thomas, yes it sure is grand.

    @ Tame Lion, yep.

    @ Ruth, yep.

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  24. J-TonyJuly 25, 2011 at 9:15 AM

    Yeah I find that a littl gross. I think I'd have it removed too.

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  25. AnonymousJuly 25, 2011 at 9:34 AM

    Is it wrong that I find her giant fat toes more disturbing than the extra nipple?

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  26. Drake SigarJuly 25, 2011 at 9:42 AM

    I think we’re dodging the most interesting question here – could you breastfeed… err footfeed a baby with it?

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  27. GeorgeJuly 25, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    I have to go with what Tame Lion said, "Wow! Wow!"

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  28. Oilfield TrashJuly 25, 2011 at 9:49 AM

    @ J-Tony, oh come on and have an open foot err open mind.

    @ Mejis, I wondered about that as well.

    @ Drake, that is the question of the day. What harm is a little athletes foot err breast milk.

    @ George, exactly.

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  29. Pat TillettJuly 25, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    I had a friend with an extra one on his chest. He wore that thing like it was a medal.

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  30. BBJuly 25, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    Hey I like your idea about the 3 of them. haha.

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  31. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJuly 25, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    You're pretty excited about this third nipple thing. Kinda makes me want to have one...I wonder if her foot lactates when she's pregnant.

    PS So glad my posts are magically showing up. It's strange but good.
    xoRobyn

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  32. Oilfield TrashJuly 25, 2011 at 1:32 PM

    @ Pat, I also had a friend in high school that had one on his chest as well. He played water polo and wore it like a badge also.

    @ Barb, I knew someone would catch that.

    @ Robyn, hey it is just a little too weird not to like it, you know?

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  33. The Frisky VirginJuly 25, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    For real?! Besides the ick factor here, I have to wonder if it hurts during certain times of the month...imagine having to walk on it then?! O-U-C-H.

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  34. AnonymousJuly 25, 2011 at 2:43 PM

    I am not a fan of feet and would freak out if I had a nipple on my foot. Plus..um owww...I don't want to step on a nipple! EEEK! No thanks...I'll stick with my 2...in this situation more is not better.

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  35. in bed with married womenJuly 25, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    I wonder who forwarded the idea to this chick that it was not a cyst, or blister or whatever, but...a nipple.

    God, I am skeeved out by this.

    jill

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  36. Jumble MashJuly 25, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    Yuck. That's kinda gross actually. LOL. Maybe its the location that's freaking me out.

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  37. Oilfield TrashJuly 25, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    @ Virgin, yes for real. I bet it would.

    @ Jewels, I am not a fan of feet either but just think you would have another place to take the money shot. lmao

    @ Married, I have no idea.

    @ Mash, I think it is the location that freaks people out.

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  38. Last DaysJuly 25, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    That's crazy! I actually have a third nipple myself that I'm very proud of, but it's not on the bottom of my foot!
    +followed by starcraftdinner.blogspot.com

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  39. HomuraJuly 25, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    What the...

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  40. Dr. CynicismJuly 25, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    I know it's a nipple, so everything in my manhood should find that awesome. But it's simply disgusting me. What's wrong with me?

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  41. Jo-Anne's RamblingsJuly 25, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    To me this is just gross

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  42. That Janie GirlJuly 25, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    That's hilarious - I mean, your take on it...

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  43. The EmpressJuly 25, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    I pop in for two seconds and this is what I find! Tee hee, fine job on the post my friend. Totally weird and disgusting ; )

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  44. Oilfield TrashJuly 25, 2011 at 6:50 PM

    @ Lastdays, that is pretty cool. Thanks for coming by.

    @ Cynicism, I am not sure what's wrong with ya.

    @ Jo-Anne, it is to most women.

    @ Janie, thank you.

    @ Empress, you know how silly I am and can be.

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  45. Oilfield TrashJuly 25, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    @ Desk, exactly.

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  46. Heather aka Sugar FreeJuly 25, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    Why is it that I think it's fucking adorable that you used the word "pedi" instead of pedicure?

    But seriously, that shit on her foot is just weird.

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  47. RebeccaJuly 25, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    just wanted to let you know you wone the prefense giveaway send me an email telling me where you want your prize mailed..congrats

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  48. Vapid VixenJuly 25, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    Perhaps I've just been staring in abject horror a little too long but what the hell? Is that HAIR coming out of it?

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  49. Anna GrayJuly 25, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    IT HAS HAIR! I repeat: IT HAS HAIR! shudder.

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  50. Oilfield TrashJuly 25, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    @ Pedi, probably because I am a man who has been married before and know the properly female terminology for it.

    @ Becca, thank you. I emailed you.

    @ Vixen, yes that is hair coming out of it. Nair for bair hair feet nipples?

    @ Anna, yes it has hair. And big toes.

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  51. Kernut the BlondJuly 25, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    Why on Earth would she keep that on her foot?? I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks.

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  52. Heather ReeseJuly 26, 2011 at 12:20 AM

    psssttttt... I got something for you :P http://www.myhusbandateallmyicecream.com/2011/07/this-week-in-blogger-idol-in-true.html

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  53. Oilfield TrashJuly 26, 2011 at 7:08 AM

    @ Kernut, I don't know. Maybe it feels good?

    @ Heather, thank you.

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  54. Cake BetchJuly 26, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    IT'S THE DEVIL'S TEAT!!!!!

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  55. DuckyJuly 26, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    She has ugly feet.

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  56. VioletJuly 26, 2011 at 9:28 PM

    after i wiped the barf off my chin, i had to ask- sin't the third nipple usually located near a gland, like in the armpit?
    and while i am confused, how did it sprout hair....
    repeated vomiting...

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  57. Oilfield TrashJuly 27, 2011 at 7:39 AM

    @ Cake, no shit.

    @ Daffy, I was thinking that as well. The nipple makes them better.

    @ Violet, lmao. Sorry you had to see that.

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  58. Marie NicoleAugust 6, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    I need extra arch support in my shoes. I wonder how she can go to the store and ask for nipple support in HER shoes... (ba-boom-boom-tish) (in case it wasn't clear that was the classy drumroll for a stoopid joke)

    ツ my cyber house rules dot com

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