The UPS guy was nice enough to deliver and leave a package on my porch yesterday.
You see I bought this new book online yesterday from Amazon and I have been eagerly waiting for it to come so I can read it.
This book is the mother of all self help books.
Basically this book will help you with anything that is wrong with you whether or not you actually have a problem.
More to the point, this book is the best book ever written in recorded history.
No it is not a bible.
What is this great book you ask?
The book is called “Understanding Women. Volume 1”
The only problem with the book that I can see so far is that it was written by a woman. This explains why it is 12,745 pages long, written in very fine small print, and also not available on Kindle.
I will be back in six or so months to write a review for you.