I Won The Election

Last week on a blog that I follow (which the post can be seen here) there was a giveaway contest which I will here forth refer to as The 2010 Election. There were no rules for this Election process, all you had to do was to leave a comment on this blog stating why you should win. And the winner was given a choice of one of three DVD sets (the entire Sopranos collection, True Blood season one, and Entourage season four).

So after reading the non-rules list I decided to base my campaign for contest winner on a funny yet very truthful comment. I ran on the “I should win because I can’t honestly remember the last time I had a bj” platform, which in the blog world is a huge comment to admit to. So after posting my truthful comment about why I should win this Election, many people chimed in to vote for me. I had more women vote for me to be elected than men did, which is funny considering some of my opponents false claims that I am a misogynist.

Well after a week of early voting, it was announced last night that I had won the Election. So I made my choice of picking the entire series of The Sopranos. I figured you can’t go wrong with a show that has a character named “Big Pussy”. Since I have been elected on the “Not Enough BJ’s” platform, I promise to try and find a BJ and I also pledge to watch at least one season per month.

In addition to being elected, I was also given the “Ass Kickin’ Beer Drinkin' Blog Award" by Simple Dude In A Complex World. And since the blog award comes with no rules, well I don’t have to do anything. But I will say THANK YOU! And I encourage you to go and read his blog, as his sense of humor and his sarcasm are far superior to mine.

And it is no mistake that I posted this on Election day, so I urge you if you have not gone out and voted yet, please get off your butt and do so.