Here is some more from my series “Thoughts of a Jackass” where I post some of my random thoughts which often turn into a nice little post on Facebook. This is sort of like how a lot of you have a “random thoughts” post but a little bit different.
If Michael Jackson was still alive and on Facebook, do you think he would “Like” young boys?
I hope for his sake that Vince Young runs his restaurant better than he runs the Tennessee Titans offense.
I just got back from lunch at the Lucky Village on Dairy Ashford. They had a sign up that said, "Don't Waste Food." Don't they know I didn't get to be a fatass by wasting food?
First there was dancing with the stars, now there is skating with the stars. What is next, pimpin with the stars?
Just added to Ebay, buy the Houston Astros and get the Houston Texans for FREE.
If you are flying during the upcoming holidays, don't think badly of the anal probing that the TSA Agents are doing to you. Think of it more as a free prostate screening.
"I have been gone for 4 years now and the Texans still suck. You can't blame me anymore." - David Carr
I wonder if the TSA Agents would find it funny if I told them "I am packing" right before they feel up my junk the next time I go through the airport.
I guess they will give any damn nitwit a tv show now. I saw a commercial last night for a show on The Learning Channel starring Sarah Palin. Her having a show on The Learning Channel has to be an oxymoron if I have ever seen one.
Although I did not enlist, I did serve in combat (ie I was married for 7 years) and I would have gladly traded my marriage for two tours in Nam.
I heard this morning on the radio that Texans owner Bob McNair has filed a missing persons report with the FBI for the whole defensive unit of the Texans as they have not shown up all year.
God has to be the greatest inventor of all time. He took a rib from a man and turned into a loudspeaker.
Do you ever have those days where no matter how much coffee you drink you just lack motivation to do anything?
I am watching Cheaters right now and this show cracks me the hell up. They just broke up a wedding for a confrontation with the husband to be.
Today's halftime entertainment is brought to you by ladies college soccer. Dam you college women have some nice legs.