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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Hot, Hot, Hot -NSFW

Since I wrote about something sad/angry yesterday, I give you something more happy today.

Now I normally don’t write about such smut lovely topics such as my unhealthy obsession crushes with celebrity women I would like to bang, but I am going to make an exception for you just this one time. You see my favorite Jewish hottie (sorry Robyn you are my second favorite Jewish hottie) on the planet is Natalie Portman. I have had a little fantasy crush on her for some time. And recently I was sent the link for this nice little video. The video clip is a trailer from the new movie “Black Swan” and it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. You see I have dreamed of licking her between her legs like a cow licks a salt block in summer time her for ages and well just take a look at this video for yourself and see who I wished I was. If you are offended by images of simulated sex, please go to www.disney.com now.

Needless to say I will indeed be purchasing this movie when it comes out on DVD regardless of how good the rest of the movie is outside of these 2 minutes.

EDITED: It was supposed to be a video of Natalie Portman from the new movie "Black Swan" and it was a lesbian make out scene where Natalie was half nekkid having a chick going down on here. But alas the clip has been removed. So just use your imagination.
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40 comments:

  1. HorussJanuary 12, 2011 at 6:07 AM

    haha i liked it.

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  2. Mister SharafJanuary 12, 2011 at 6:25 AM

    wont work for me :(

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  3. Oilfield TrashJanuary 12, 2011 at 6:37 AM

    @ Horuss, I am glad you liked it

    @ Sharaf, must be something wrong on your end because it works fine for me.

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  4. Oilfield TrashJanuary 12, 2011 at 6:42 AM

    @ All. Dammit it is not working now.

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  5. Jon HansonJanuary 12, 2011 at 6:46 AM

    Shoot - got me all excited to see it, but yeah still not working. I have heard all kinds of steamy details about this movie, so I may just have to go wander around the net and try to find this clip somewhere.

    SD
    simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com

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  6. that guyJanuary 12, 2011 at 7:05 AM

    i was hoping to see this masterpiece...

    but whatever, i have seen natalie and i have seen lesbians, so i can imagine it ok...well, not really.

    bummer dude

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  7. Oilfield TrashJanuary 12, 2011 at 7:18 AM

    @ Simpledude, let us know if you find it.

    @ Bruce, I am glad you have an imagination.

    I am just bummed the video wasn't working anymore.

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  8. UnknownJanuary 12, 2011 at 7:34 AM

    Well, I don't have to use my imagination as I saw the movie. I'm sure you did like that part.

    On another note, O-Trash, you can come up with something PG-13ish for my game. COME OOOOONNNNNN!!!!

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  9. Oilfield TrashJanuary 12, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    @ Kelley, than you are lucky. And hell yea I liked the video. I actually got to see it, and it was awesome.

    And I will go play the game.

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  10. Henrietta CollinsJanuary 12, 2011 at 10:35 AM

    i went to see black swan in the theatre on my bday, since i used to be a ballerina.

    the lesbian scene was HOTT.

    it was also the only point during the two hour ballet movie that my bf opened his eyes.

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  11. KrissyJanuary 12, 2011 at 11:01 AM

    I know you are so disappointed that they removed it. At least you have the mental image for a while until you buy the movie. :)

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  12. WeshJanuary 12, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    no, the imagination thing does not work :-/

    http://kind-of-informational.blogspot.com/

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  13. Oilfield TrashJanuary 12, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    @ Kage, ah ok. Yes it was very hott. And I can imagine that all men who see that movie are only awake for those two minutes.

    @ Krissy, yes that is very true.

    @ Wesh, go see the movie. Worth the money for that two minute scene.

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    It's not just "a chick," it's Mila Kunis who is so very fucking hot in her own right. I picture it like the lesbian pool scene in Wild things only without the distraction of Neve Campbell's shitty acting or Denise Richard's being too crazy IRL to be believable in any role.

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  15. Oilfield TrashJanuary 12, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    @ Irish, yes that is true. But all I saw was Ms Portman. But yes Mila is hot as well. I liked her when she was on That 70's Show.

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  16. RawrJanuary 12, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    interesting

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  17. The EmpressJanuary 12, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    That Natalie/Mila sex scene should keep you going for awhile. Nice and nasty!

    http://rantersbox.blogspot.com/

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  18. Oilfield TrashJanuary 12, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    @ Rawr, yes it was.

    @ Empress, yes it did. It was some "inspiration" for a while. lol

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    I've been afraid to see this movie as it looks a bit to scary for me (I'm a big baby) but I've heard some really great things about it so I think I have to bite the bullet and go see it. I'll email you directly with a play by play of the scene afterwards...cause I'm sweet like that.

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  20. Oilfield TrashJanuary 12, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    @ Jewels, I have seen that scene already. I was just not able to share it with you the reader due the scene being pulled from the website where I had seen it.

    That was a whole mouthful of scene vs seen for me.

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  21. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 12, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    What? I've been demoted? Well, I'll just have to pull together some ultra steamy video for your enjoyment. This girl won't settle for second best. ;0)
    xoRobyn

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  22. Oilfield TrashJanuary 12, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    @ Robyn, yes a video will keep you at the top spot for sure. So will keeping the redish hair. lol

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  23. Oilfield TrashJanuary 12, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    @ Robyn, I was curious to know if you were going to catch that little bit I threw in there about you, and you did not disappoint me. lol

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  24. ThePeachy1January 12, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    It's very hard for me to believe I am not listed in your celebrity hot chicks you fantasize about. After all, you even have a piece of my couture dress. And I am very famous ( in these parts.

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  25. Sara StrandJanuary 12, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    I would make believe I was lesbian for a lot of ladies. Natalie included. I'm sure my husband would totally advocate me going that route as long as he were able to at least watch, but preferrably participate. Except I'm not sure I'd share? I'm not much of a share bear. ;)

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  26. CopyboyJanuary 12, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    You're right. Definitely not work work! Great movie though!

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  27. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comJanuary 12, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    I am honored, OT, especially in light of Peachy's comment. I'll just have to choose from my various steamy videos.

    PS Yes, I'm slow but sure. Or perhaps just slow. I'm sure of that. xo

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  28. RebeccaJanuary 12, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    i now know why no man has complained about being draged to the movies by girlfriend/wife to see it. this totally explains it.

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  29. Oilfield TrashJanuary 12, 2011 at 8:07 PM

    @ Peachy, that is a good point. I will have to add you to the list. Send nekkid pics to makedaddyasammich@yahoo.com

    @ Sara, I can agree with that. If I was a woman I would be down for some Natalie myself. And I am POSITIVE your husband at a MINIMUM would want to watch.

    @ Copyboy, yep. I am going to go see it.

    @ Robyn, see my email address above. lol

    @ Becca, that is exactly why no man has complained about going to that movie.

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  30. Richard G. CrockettJanuary 12, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    Hi OT,

    I followed a link from Bruce's blog. No problem on this end seeing the video... No, wait, that was just me going crazy every time I think of Natalie Portman.

    Cheers, Rick

    Rick's Blog

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  31. Marie NicoleJanuary 13, 2011 at 12:42 AM

    You're a dufus. You even had ME going and drooling over the thought of seeing this clip. Seeing some clip... heh heh. Now why is it woman want to see hot women on women action? Why???

    Am I fucked up?

    ツ my cyber house rules

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  32. Oilfield TrashJanuary 13, 2011 at 7:07 AM

    @ Richard, thanks for stopping by.

    @ Nikki, I did have the video up and it worked for a little while. But the site that was hosting the video yanked it down.

    I don't know why women love woman on woman, but hey who am I to stop you women. lol

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  33. Brian MillerJanuary 13, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    well now...nikki sent me over...my only disappointment is the complete lack of a video...smiles.

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  34. Oilfield TrashJanuary 13, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    @ Brian, I had a video there but the website yanked the video so I pulled it down.

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  35. wisdom_in|the_treesJanuary 15, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    " I don't know why women love woman on woman, but hey who am I to stop you women. lol "

    right on!!

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  36. AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 3:37 AM

    "licking her between her legs like a cow licks a salt block in summer time"

    LOL!!!! I will never look at the cows licking their salt blocks out back the same EVER again.

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  37. Oilfield TrashMarch 8, 2011 at 8:37 AM

    @ Jessica, I am glad someone enjoyed that visual.

    I should write romance novels for dyslexic blind women.

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  38. AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 9:33 PM

    LOL! I'd be more than willing to review it if you ever do.

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  39. Oilfield TrashMarch 9, 2011 at 7:08 AM

    @ Jessica, yea I see you are a fan of those things.

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  40. Oilfield TrashMarch 9, 2011 at 7:09 AM

    @ Jessica, yea I see you are a fan of those things.

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