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Monday, May 23, 2011

Little Fire Fighter

I was too lazy busy over the weekend to sit down and actually do some really good creative writing for all of you. So you will have to live with this nice little joke that I got in an email from a friend of mine. I hope you enjoy it.



A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.


The girl was wearing a fire fighters helmet.


The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.


The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. “That sure is a nice fire truck,” the fire fighter said with admiration.


“Thanks,” the girl replied. 

The fire fighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.


“Little partner,” the fire fighter said, “I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.”


The little girl replied thoughtfully, “You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.”



Have a great Monday and I will try to write something good for you tonight when and if I ever get out of work.

47 comments:

  1. Ok, that was funny especially the picture to go with it.

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  2. Heh, even if you don't post anything tonight, that joke will keep me smiling for the rest of the day.

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  3. Hilarious! Even better with the pic!

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  4. @ Lurker, yep.

    @ Heather, yes it is.

    @ Pencilgirl, I feel the same way.

    @ V, thanks.

    @ Lost, good to know that.

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  5. HAHA! Love the pic of the cat!

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  6. You rock! That cat pic was totally accurate. Is he yours? ;)

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  7. @ Brandi, thanks.

    @ Rosie, thank you.

    @ Opto-Mom, I am not sure that I rock but thank you. No that is not my cat.

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  8. Ha, poor kitty :) Hopefully your work day flies by! (Yeah right, like that usually happens, lol)

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  9. I definitely needed a laugh this morning!! That was an awesome joke!!

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  10. Oh yeah. I think you know this but you got an award from me :)

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  11. @ Texa, my work day never flies by.

    @ Katsidhe, exactly.

    @ Chio, thanks.

    @ Laynee, you are welcome and thanks. Yes I saw that award and I already posted my three things a while back.

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  12. Good joke - I may have to use it if the firefighters come calling again - hopefully for a social visit this time!

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  13. Hahaha that's hilarious. And horrible at the same time. But more hilarious.

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  14. I've heard it before but long enough ago that I'd forgotten the punchline. Still just as good second time around. Thanks for the laugh.

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  15. Ball buster in the making, makes mama proud.

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  16. Hahahaha. That's pretty cute :-D

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  17. That was pretty funny... the pic totally made it. That is something my princess would totally do... and she would have the same logic as well.

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  18. @ Laughingmom, thanks.

    @ Mash, exactly why it is funny to me.

    @ Ruth, yep.

    @ Sally, it is still funny. I have tons of these saved for lazy days when I don't feel like writing.

    @ Emma, yep.

    @ Cake, thanks.

    @ Randomgirl, same here with my daughter.

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  19. Great joke Oily! Thanks for the laugh today : )

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  20. My first thought was thinking of how a cat's howl sounds a great deal like a siren. Smart girl, I'd say.

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  21. Nothing like a good cat testicle joke to get ya going.

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  22. OMg that was the best too funny wonder if i could get more use out of hubby if i did that to him..just kidding maybe

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  23. Funny joke. Just became a follower.

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  24. @ Empress, thanks and you are welcome.

    @ TS, that is why I shared it.

    @ Paul, same here.

    @ Virgin, thanks.

    @ Copyboy, I will do anything to get a laugh.

    @ Becca, I am not sure if the scream be like a siren though.

    @ J-Tony, thanks. And thanks for coming by.

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  25. Nothing wrong with sprinkling in tales of feline testicular trauma every now and then.

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  26. That's a smart and resourceful little girl.
    xoRobyn

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  27. I had such a crappy day today. Thanks so much for making me laugh. This was so cute.

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  28. Well becuase I build firetrucks for a living (sans cat testes) this must be put on the bulletin board at work!

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  29. haha This was great. Really funny.

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  30. cat balls make me (kinda) smile because they look so out of place it's laughable

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  31. @ Al, sure why not. I mean I told the tale of my nut cutting.

    @ Robyn, yes she is.

    @ Barb, no problem. That is what I am here for.

    @ Bushman, that is awesome.

    @ Gracia N, thank you.

    @ Brandy, you are welcome.

    @ Ryan, good point.

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  32. Thanks for this. You've made my morning!

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  33. I needed that laugh today! Love the accompanying pix.

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  34. Now that is funny thanks for sharing

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  35. @ D'Artagnan, no problem.

    @ Janie, you are welcome.

    @ J0-Anne, thanks.

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  36. Great joke, I hope that I can remember it for Saturday's round at the golf course.

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  37. hahahaha that's funny! Thanks for sharing.

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  38. @ George, thanks.

    @ Ditz, no problem.

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