I used to always joke around that this day should be celebrated by doing the act that made them a mother in the first place. Well apparently Mother Nature gets that joke. I just snapped this little picture of these two on my front porch.
Happy Mothers Day!!!
EDITED TO ADD: I went back to check on these two and the deed was over. He was asleep on the brick wall and the girl was no where to be found. So when us men ask you ladies to leave after wards, it is just in our "nature" to do so, so don't be mad. lol
Nice tribute!
ReplyDeleteThose two have no shame. That's a great picture.
ReplyDeleteBe well, friend.
xoRobyn
Are you sure they are actually doing "the act" and the big one isn't just trying to eat the little one?
ReplyDeleteGreat Post!
ReplyDeleteYou made me laugh!
Cheers, Jenny
hahaha lol @ joke...
ReplyDeleteBut my parents are pretty old :(
Have a great mothers day!
@ Lass, thanks.
ReplyDelete@ Robyn, that is what I thought. And the funny thing was that right before I took this picture this morning one of my facebook friends posted a similar picture of two lizards on her porch.
@ Rottenmom, no the big was "moving" when I took the picture.
@ Pearson, thanks.
@ Elexerdelez, thanks.
Hahaha, I love your reason to celebrate this day. Never thought about it that way, and since now I have a mental imagine in my head, never want to think about it that way again, lol. Ya'll have a good one!
ReplyDeleteHow could tell the difference in sexes after they had finished? Don't tell me you looked.
ReplyDeleteI really think there should be some kind of test for mothers day to see if you deserve to celebrate it or not. For example, my mother in law only had my brother in law because the abortionist told her her uterus was too damaged to have another procedure. She has spent all her alcoholic life in california on welfare. For mothers day I would like the government to turn her cell phone off so she stops from sending us texts begging for money.
ReplyDelete"She turned me into a newt!"
ReplyDeleteI see he hasn't "gotten better" yet.
Right out there in public view! Crazy lizards!
ReplyDeleteLizard porn, nice.
ReplyDeleteSuch cute lizards. Hope he coughs up for child support. One bug for him and two for her and the babies. Only fair
ReplyDeleteHappy mothers day to you too OT because you have to be both Mum & Dad and that is awesome
little fuckers!
ReplyDeletea great tribute, my friend!
wow talk about PDA they just put it right there didn't they. hope you are having a great day
ReplyDelete@ Tex, I always have "unique" ways to celebrate stuff.
ReplyDelete@ Tony, well since it was Gecko Style that I happened to stumble upon, I assumed the one on top was the guy.
@ Jarhead, I agree with you. My mother also falls into that category.
@ Bluz, exactly.
@ Brandy, that is how nature rolls.
@ Lurker, yes it is nice.
@ Mynx, well unless she comes back and they live together. And thank you.
@ Bruce, thank you.
@ Becca, I know right. And yes I am having a great day.
Nothing like a little reptilian sex to start the day. Good post!
ReplyDeleteAre you sure that it was the male that too off and not the female? In my experience, the guy has passed out first and I'm raiding the freezer for ice cream after a bedsheet boogey. =D
ReplyDeleteNice post...but I thought you'd say that it was in a man's nature to just fall asleep after the deed (not necessarily ask her to leave! lol)
ReplyDeleteYou are so flippin' funny. Thanks for your nice comment today. I really appreciate it!
ReplyDeleteIt IS part of the celebration to do the deed. Thing is...because it's Mother's Day, it is done in reverse. You take care of HER FIRST and watch her fall immediately asleep while you sit there thinking....WTF!?
ReplyDeleteAnd elexerdelez,.you did NOT just say they're too old!?!?!?
@ Alessandra, I agree and thank you.
ReplyDelete@ Katsidhe, yes I am sure it was. The smaller more petite one was the lady.
@ Reck, I am sure he took a nap after he sent her on her way.
@ S, thank you.
@ Middlechild, yes it is.
LOL it's always weird to walk in on animals doing it, but well, they do it in the open so we can't help but see sometimes.
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I wonder if he still give her the discount on her car insurance after she put out?
ReplyDeleteYou're a turd. But I love ya.
ReplyDeleteSometimes things just happen for you. Photo ops. Awesome
ReplyDeleteYou must have been looking around my house!! We had another one inside yesterday!
ReplyDeleteYou're adorable. lol! Effin' lizards!
ReplyDeleteHappy MOther's Day to YOU! I know single dads do a lot of mothering. Amen.
@ Ditz, that is so true.
ReplyDelete@ D'Artagnan, I guess it depends on how good she was.
@ Jennifer, I am a turd huh? Another satisfied customer I guess.
@ Ryan, that is true.
@ Glovey, thank you very much. Thanks for stopping by.
@ Barb, another one inside again? wow.
@ Dawn, thank you very much.
"You an me aint nothing but animals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel!"
ReplyDeleteNice idea to "do what made you a mother in the first place" ;)
See, who needs sex ed class? Just take the kids outside and say " see this is how babies are made. don't do that."
ReplyDeleteMaybe the big one is telling the little that she can save 15% on her car insurance.
ReplyDeleteBecause...he's rear-ending her.
BA DUM BUM.
hey dude i gave you an award (kinda) on myJADIP site
ReplyDelete@ BigMike, that is kind of what I was thinking as well.
ReplyDelete@ Ruth, very good point.
@ Al, great joke!!!!!
@ Bruce, ok I will check it out.
they just run around naked and do what comes natural...
ReplyDeleteYes, but what do the lizards do on father's day? And who uses the tongue and for what purpose?
ReplyDelete@ Pat, very true.
ReplyDelete@ Copyboy, I will report back on Fathers day to see if they are outside again.
Hey, Pat, I'd like to try that (but I think I'd fall off the wall!).
ReplyDeleteThank you for the nice Mom words - I'm sending positive thoughts that you will do as lizards do.... ;0
ReplyDelete@ Al, I agree with Pat. The cure for world peace might be in there.
ReplyDelete@ Kristen, you are welcome.
Lizard porn. Very entertaining!
ReplyDeleteDid you know that if you cut off a lizard's penis it will grow back? Or maybe that's his tail...
ReplyDeletehahaha nice picture XD
ReplyDeleteMan, that was really cold-blooded!
ReplyDelete@ Empress, yes it is entertaining.
ReplyDelete@ Anna, I did not know that, but now I do!
@ Tracer, thank you.
@ Drake, maybe it was, maybe it wasn't.
Love the horny lizards.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing buddy.