Have you ever hidden something around the house and forgot about it? Only to have one of your kids find it? No I am not talking about Christmas or birthday gifts or something innocent like that. I am talking about something a little more personal.
I am sure many women have had their plastic vibrating “massager” end up being found by their kids. I know for a fact quite a few stoners (friends of mine) have had their bongs stumbled upon by their kids.
Do you see where I am going with this?
The other night my son and I were in my room watching the movie “2012” before going to bed. I was lying on my bed and my son was sitting at my desk. Out of now where my son started going through the drawers of my desk. A few minutes later he pulls out a jar of this and asks me what it is.
If you do not know what that bottle is, it is a bottle of “lube”.
Thank god I have quick wits and I was able to quickly answer him within milliseconds.
“That is a special lotion that you rub on sore muscles”.
My son responds back, “Ah ok. Is this what you bought when you pulled your back muscles a couple of months ago?”
I responded back with, “Yes sir, now it is time for bed so off you go.”
I really need to find a better hiding spot for that little bottle. And I also need to put a better lock on my bedroom door so there is a ZERO PERCENT chance he could ever walk in on me. I would really hate to hear my son ask me if I pulled a muscle in my “bendy hose”.