I don’t remember my fortune cookie from dinner last night saying that stepping bare foot in cat shit this morning would be a nice way to start my day.
I think that in college football we should have a South Carolina vs. Oregon game be played. Can you imagine how funny it would be for the announcers saying something about "Cocks vs. Beavers"?
How is it that one damn match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box of matches to start a camp fire?
I am waiting to see what kind of jackass comment Kanye West has to say about the miners from Chile.
People who do not understand the difference between "reply" and "reply to all" need to have their keyboards shoved up their ass.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they sure do have some good ideas.
I wonder if President Obama could dodge a couple of shoes thrown at him like Bush did.
So "they" get rid of light bulbs which are cheap, earth unfriendly and healthy to humans and replace them with bulbs which are expensive, earth friendly, and contain mercury which is harmful to humans. Am I the only one who finds this funny?
People please repeat after me. 50 degrees is NOT cold enough to light a fire in your fire place. If you think that it is cold enough for a fire place outside right now please move to a Caribbean Island. Thanks.
I think days like today would be good if someone would invent the home coffee iv kit.
Now that Ben Roethlisberger has served his 4 game suspensions, can someone let him know that it is the Pittsburgh Steelers (about the steel industry) that he plays for and not the Pittsburgh Stealers (stealing sex from drunken women). Thanks.
I am watching 20/20 on ABC and they are trying to
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. My desk is a work station.
If abortion is legal is it really that bad to push some people in front of a Metro bus who should have been aborted in the first place?
Who is going to make a good movie first, Tyler Perry or M. Night Shyamalan??
I wonder if all the shit I post here on Facebook will be used against me while I am running for President of my trailer park's Home Owners Association.