Now I know what you thinking ladies, no I am not a pervert. I just happen to love boobs. All of them regardless of size or color. Small, medium, or large I love them all.
Men are genetically designed to love boobs. Hell even gay men can appreciate a nice rack. We men folk just love them and you will have to just get over it. So please don’t complain when we
I know for many years that you ladies have all been saying that your eyes are “up here”, but there is a new reason why us men should be looking at your boobs.
A study just recently completed in Germany (you can read about it here) found that men that frequently look at boobs tend to have lower rates of heart disease than men who do not look at boobs at all.
Can you say the hell with jump rope for heart? Or maybe we could still do jump rope for heart but have only you ladies doing it so we can just watch. After all it would help your heart as well as ours at the same time.
It appears now that in addition to Cheerios, whole grain foods, and oatmeal that staring at your boobs does wonders for our hearts (don’t all rush out at once ladies to get a “heart healthy” tattoo on your breasts).
Ladies take one for the team and help our hearts stay healthy and let us men look at your boobs, sweater puppets, fun bags, girls, tits, boobies, titties, knockers, hooters, or insert your favorite boob adjective.
So women lower your shirts down just a little so we can get a view of them and remember you are doing it for our hearts sake.
I hope all of you appreciate the amount of time that I had to spend to find those pictures on the net. It tooks HOURS of looking at boobs to find the right pairs....
I will wear a shirt showing a bit of cleavage JUST FOR YOU today. I'm going to look at it like a charity event.
ReplyDeleteTehehehe...loved this.
ReplyDeleteMy boobs - the only things that I know of which can:
-Stop my boyfriend mid-sentence
-Make him look away from his video games
-Get men in general to listen to me
Sweater puppets always makes me laugh...I picture a muppet porno for some reason.
ReplyDeleteI've also heard of cases where death has been causes by tit...try youtubing bouncing boobs and see what you come up with...even I was entertained for awhile & I see a pair every day!
Horray For Boobies!!!!!
That first pair looks a tiggle bitty leathery! Lol
ReplyDeleteHere here!!!
ReplyDeleteGood boobs, good health advice.
ReplyDeleteI love your blog! Boobs are awesome.
ReplyDeleteGuess what concert tickets my Fiancee bought? Katy Perry. Now I would rather check out a Slipknot or Tool show but he claims it's for Kidlet's bday.
ReplyDeleteRight. I know he beats his meat thinking of a money shot across that rack.
Hey she's a Twit but yeah she does have a rockin' bod I would do just about anything for.
I know just what bra to wear today to draw a little bit of attention. :) boobies!
ReplyDeleteI require to be thrown some cheap plastic beads first!
ReplyDelete@ Sara, pictures or it didn't happen.
ReplyDelete@ Bagel, that is true. Boobs could create world peace. Especially if the Muslims would let them be out and visible.
@ Primed, I have often thought that about the Muppets as well. And death by boob would not really be a bad thing would it?
@ Cake, yea they are leathery looking due to all of the sun.
@ Lost, exactly.
@ Lurker, thank you. I am here to help everyone and this post does just that.
@ Banacek, thank you very much.
@ Galore, I only included the pic of Katy Perry because of the dress she was wearing with the eyes on the boobs. I would not not pay to see her in concert though. Well maybe if I got to fondle her after the show, but other than that no I would not pay to see her.
@ Cinderita, yay I got two ladies to step up to the challenge.
ReplyDelete@ Laughingmom, I can do that.
@ All ladies, for the love of god take pictures. Remember I could have a heart attack if you don't.
ReplyDeletelol I love the visual's that go with this blog post!!!
ReplyDeleteFrom a girls perspective...I also love boobs, I think they can be so beautiful, but i'm finding less and less men like them...and more favour our rears! As a well-endowed female.. this scares me a bit!! I want all men to LOVEEEEE BOOBS!!!!
xoxoxoxoxo! Happy monday ;)
@ Williamsgirl, I love boobs. I love asses, legs, eyes, hair, necks, thighs, inner thighs, hell I love the whole body of women.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have to ask me twice. Ever.
ReplyDeleteWell, if it for health's sake, then how could I say no? Have you seen my blog post today? It was up before you asked, silly boy... It's all about Lacy Things and includes a pic. Just sayin'
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I'm an elbow man myself.
ReplyDelete@ Heather, you are a good woman. lol
ReplyDelete@ Random, your post today was perfect.
@ Tony, you can be an elbow man all you want but looking at boobs helps your heart. I am not sure if looking at elbows all day has the same effect.
WOOOOOO!!!! Go Mardi Gras ! Go BOOBS ! Great post I agree, I always bust the girls out any "appropriate opportunity" ( and funerals, it lightens the mood)
ReplyDeleteSo that's what it takes to get a "follow" out of you huh?? Note to self... boobs = blog follow. I might be on to something here. Thanks babe!
ReplyDeletei used to use mine to get things. like free food from teenaged boys. discounts on car repairs, avoidance of speeding tickets. the list is endless. and there was never any flashing. just a tight shirt & some cleavage generally do the job just fine.
ReplyDeleteAs a straight woman I can honestly say that I'd rather look at a woman's cleavage than a mans. Also, it is a good thing we womenfolk aren't turned on by hairy ass cleavage otherwise you guys would be flaunting it even more! :)
ReplyDeleteP.S. Please do the internets a favor and sign up at humorbloggers.com. I know the owner and she would love to pimp you and your boobs out for the drooling masses! :p
ReplyDelete@ Random, well I had noticed that you followed me a while back. But when I clicked on you on my dashboard it would not bring up your profile. So I had to get to your profile through one of your comments today. Sometimes when the profile does not come up on the dashboard I forget to look for them in my comments. And the promise of boobies was enough for me to do that today.
ReplyDelete@ Sherilin, yes boobs do have a way of getting women things from men. Hell it even works on women as well.
@ Offended, I agree with you. I don't know of anyone who would want to look at a mans hairy cleavage.
ReplyDeleteAnd I will check out that site.
I agree, check this out
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@ Sausage, that is just pure awesomeness.
ReplyDeleteMine: always in display somehow.
ReplyDeleteThis is the big one! You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join ya, honey!
ReplyDeleteit is how i wanna go...fuckin boobies
Bruce and Tucker
Bruce Johnson JADIP
Evil Twin
stupid stuff I see and hear
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@ Chilean Woman, you are a great woman indeed.
ReplyDelete@ Bruce, nothing wrong with that way to go out.
my boobs and i are highly offended!....that our picture didn't make it into your post.
ReplyDeletegoddamn it.
be careful you could seriously poke your eye out with one of those if you get to close then it won't be your heart you have to worry about
ReplyDelete@ Kage, send me a picture to makedaddyasammich@yahoo.com and I can easily add a picture to this post to make sure that you and your boobs are no longer offended.
ReplyDelete@ Becca, I wear glasses so I should be ok.
ReplyDeleteForgot to mention that you could probably get a good deal on a pair of used ones - if you feel like reading my post...
ReplyDelete@ Laughingmom, are you talking about used boobs or used beads? And aren't all boobs mostly used by the time they get around to me? Yes they are. lol
ReplyDeleteSeriously? You are pulling the sympathy card now to keep your heart healthy? As we say in the South, "Bless your heart!" I'll remember this the next time a guy stares at my chest though, and I'll tell him he's welcome for the boost to his health. I guess it makes sense that it keeps the blood flowing pretty well.
ReplyDeleteI do applaud you that most of the ones you showed don't look fake with the exception of the "boy toy" ones.
@ Krissy, don't be hating on my healthy post. lol
ReplyDeleteAnd yes I did for the most part try to pick real ones.
OT- I know you have seen pictures of my girls so I am not showing you again. I have already done my part for your heart health. You are welcome to steal the pic for future health related posts.
ReplyDeleteLove this post. :)
oh la-la, nice pics
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh. I'm sure those were tedious for you. ;)
ReplyDeleteSo, next time a guy thinks my eyes are a little south of my neck, I'll just randomly ask how his ticker is. How much you wanna bet his mind won't immediately go to his heart?
@ Mymx, yes I have already seen the pic of your girls. And what nice girls they were. So thank you for doing your part to help us men stay healthy.
ReplyDelete@ Rawr, thank you.
@ Virgin, you are welcome. If you ask me, of course I will say it is doing better since I am looking at your boobs. lol
Maybe if I hung some used beads from the boobies they would look more attractive???
ReplyDelete@ Laughingmom, I would have to see a picture to give that assessment.
ReplyDeleteJust so you know I read this article for the words.
ReplyDeleteWell well well. And who was giving me grief for wanting to see bobbing franks n beans on my post the other day, hmmm?
ReplyDeleteShow us yours first ;).
Boobs: More powerful than a locomotive and I own TWO of them (boobs, not locomotives). Only thing is they are somewhere under the long underwear, shirt, fleece vest, sweater, jacket and down coat. If I can't find them you can't see them. Check back in August.
ReplyDelete@ Copyboy, I read this for the article as well.
ReplyDelete@ Dawn, I wasnt bashing you for it. I was merely saying that I didn't want to see it.
@ Deb, ah so what you are saying is that winter time has covered them up? Gotcha.
OT... Hating on your healthy post? LMAO... I wouldn't do that to you. A few more cocktails and I might have to save your life some day. ;)
ReplyDeleteCopyboy.. You probably never saw words on this post like most guys. But we love you all anyway. LOL
Sweater puppets......oh, that is fantastic!
ReplyDeleteI have to admit that, when talking to a woman who's wearing a shirt showing cleavage (or, as the French say, "clevahggge"), I have to force myself to look into her eyes so she doesn't think I'm a perv (but, I have noticed the bottoms of my eyes have wicked good peripheral vision!).
And, just so you know, when I saw the first picture in your post, I couldn't help but sneak a little peekaboo at her bottoms. Sorry, guess I'm a pig. Gonna go check them out again.
Thanks!
I enjoy my chesticles a little too much because they make me spend all of my money at Victoria's Secret.
ReplyDeleteI came over to your blog after seeing the accompanying photo on Robyn's blog. Which is actually a very strange thing to do cause if I wanted to look at boobs I could just look down!
ReplyDeleteRapunzel x
*Tales from the Tower*
Awesome post - having been so thoughfully schooled by yourself, I'll have to dig the girls out of winter hibernation and make sure the guys I know have their apple equivalent tomorrow! ;)
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
@ Krissy, ok just making sure.
ReplyDelete@ Al, I am a pig as well so look all you want.
@ Katsidhe, how did I forget the chesticles adjective. Damn I am slipping. And that place will make you spend a lot of money.
@ Rapunzel, yes from the picture you have up that is very true.
@ Tav, thank you. Trust me those guys will thank you.
Im all about some tatas! The one thing my kid did for my body was give me bigger ones... I still like to jump on occasion and marvel that they actually jiggle and its awesome that i can look down and see my own personal boob clevage now.
ReplyDeleteOil...Mynx sent me to this post and I love it. They don't call me Bouncin' Barb for nothing you know. I'm glad I am helping a fellow man's heart when I walk, laugh, cough, etc. My Bruce must have one healthy heart too 'cause he can't get enough of them. Especially at the beach. Great post.
ReplyDeleteI hadda come back here after that disturbing video of Jimmy Kimmel's butt.
ReplyDeleteShow me some beads first -
ReplyDeleteOH Shoot -camera's broke.....
Glad to know that me and my nice rack are providing a valuable health service to men. Yesterday my friend (aka Gay Husband) told me that my boobs looked so great that I could turn a gay man straight. Yay boobies! ...On another note, do you think I will get as much reader response (as you did for this post) if I do a post on nice ding dongs? ; )
ReplyDelete@ Brandi, I envy you. You must have some view when you look down.
ReplyDelete@ Barb, well you sure did earn a good nick name. Thanks for coming by.
@ Al, no problem. I have had this page opened up all day long to cheer me up.
@ Kristen, ok I will post a picture of some beads.
@ Empress, thank you for your helpful service to us men folks health. I am not sure if you would get this kind of response. But hey go for it, you never know until you try.
You don't need me to post eye candy for the guys who read my blog when you have such great taste in posting your own. haha. I love your idea and I'm totally on board! Since my eyes are red as shit and I want NOBODY looking at them I'll just shove my "girls" out there instead to draw attention away from them. Thanks for the inspiration. I have never minded men looking at my tits...I get a bit upset sometimes when they don't to-to be honest. Mine are great-they should be enjoyed.
ReplyDeleteConsider me a follower now as well. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI'll show you mine if you show me yours. J/K. But what's in it for the ladies?
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
@ Jewels, you have the right attitude.
ReplyDelete@ Barb, thank you.
@ Robyn, ok that is a deal. And you ladies get to have us men folk live longer.
Oh, all right...if it'll help prevent heart attacks and shit...Just check out my FB page... tons of cleavage there.
ReplyDeletelol Brandi! Maybe I should have a kid too, just so the little monster can give these little mosqito bites of mine a boost... *snorts* they'd only go from a small bite to a freakin' gum drop. But still *ponders* it would be an improvement.
ReplyDeleteAnd Oilfield, I'll stuff my bra just for you today. ;) ... if I can find one freakin' pair of socks. *slams fist against table. winces at the slight pain it caused* Where the heck have my socks gone devil woman!?
There are 4 or 5 photos of boobs among the 75 pics in the Mardi Gras slideshow @ http://www.riverfronttimes.com/slideshow/mardi-gras-debauchery-2011-nsfw-32725655/ if you want to look for them.
ReplyDeleteWell if it's in the name of science...
ReplyDeletePearl
haha - I was reading your blog and the WHOLE time wondering how many pairs you went through to find the perfect pictures for your blog post. I'm glad you made mention of that at the end.
ReplyDeleteHere's to your heart!
@ Mrs Hyde, I will have to check it out.
ReplyDelete@ Jessica, I happen to love boobs of all sizes. Even the small ones.
@ Don, thank you very much for that link.
@ Pearl, it is in the name of science and medicine.
@ Shelby, yes it was a rather long and exhausting search over the internetz to find them.
Hmmm, boob appreciation day...I like it. I'll have to let my girl know it's good for my heart, and be sure to feel them up just a little bit more. For my health, you know. ;)
ReplyDeleteDear Mr. O., I think you misunderstood my question. I asked what we ladies get out of it.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
OK - I confess I sometimes skim over posts. Not this one, though....
ReplyDeleteOilfield, I happen to love my small boobs too. I could be one of the few who won't be sagging down to my knees when I'm 40. So I'll be able to save my ductape for something else other then keeping the girls up. lol.
ReplyDeleteDang, you should check out my post, like i said there i will say it again here. "Nothing like a religous holiday where women flash their breasts."
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@ Erasmus, yes you should let your girl know.
ReplyDelete@ Robyn, you ladies get to see me smile. lol
@ David, good man.
@ Jessica, that sounds like a plan to me.
@ Catie, ok I will check it out.
Amen. God bless you Oilfield Trash, for all that grueling internet research that you had to endure.
ReplyDeleteSeveral women were sporting really low-cut tops at a fairly conservative, but casual and low-key, event last night. I couldn't figure out why, but now I know! Today I will show off the girls, just for you! ;)
ReplyDelete@ Dr, thank you sir.
ReplyDelete@ Kernut, I may have just started a world wide trend here.
Thank you for not posting anything from your spank bank. ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL! I'm glad that you finally found the photos with right pairs.
ReplyDelete@ Miley, you are welcome.
ReplyDelete@ V, yes so am I. It was hard work to find them.
Lovely exchanges here! Why can't the world be like ancient India - those people had no problem celebrating boobs. Their goddesses all had beautiful breasts and they have them in their places of worship, carved into their culture for future generations to enjoy! None of them covered with anything but jewellery by the way!
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