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Friday, February 25, 2011

Courage

I am sorry my friends but I have been incredibly busy with work and stuff at home this week so I have not really had a chance to write some of the “deep funny” posts that you have come to expect from me. So to make up for it I am going to post an email joke I got from a coworker. I hope you enjoy it and I will try over the weekend to get some great stuff posted for you for next week.



What is the true meaning of courage?

Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight?

Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?

Is it to be a fireman and run inside a burning building to put the fire out?

Is it to practice free fall parachuting?

Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting?



Bullshit........those are nothing!



THIS right here my friends is the true definition of COURAGE!!!



Have a great weekend everyone.
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39 comments:

  1. UnknownFebruary 25, 2011 at 7:22 AM

    Not gonna lie, I actually laughed out loud. That dog has balls... in more ways than one.

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  2. Jon HansonFebruary 25, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    Courage indeed! I have found that these quick hit, little time commitment posts can be just as good as the long thought provoking, snark filled rants.

    At least thats what I tell myself to give my laziness validation.

    SD
    www.TheSimpleDude.com

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  3. Sara StrandFebruary 25, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    It just reminds me of the turtles or whatever they are at Como Zoo in St. Paul. I have beenthere countless times and I have never seen them NOT having sex. I mean, who knew turtles were so horny??

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  4. DuckyFebruary 25, 2011 at 7:32 AM

    Well there's a TGIF for ya....poor bastard probablly gotten eaten shortly thereafter. Pretty typical really....

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  5. The Angry LurkerFebruary 25, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    Horniness causes courage, must be all that blood relocating from the brain.

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  6. Not the HeroFebruary 25, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    I don't get it... How is getting humped by a dog courageous? That Kitty is enjoying a solid lay.

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  7. BrandiFebruary 25, 2011 at 8:01 AM

    LMAO...Thanks. That made this crappy early morning a little better

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  8. Oilfield TrashFebruary 25, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    @ Paul, I agree he has (or maybe had if he got eaten) balls.

    @ Simpledude, well in that case I don't feel guilty anymore.

    @ Sara, hmm horny humping turtles. I guess animals have sex like prison inmates do.

    @ Daffy, you are probably right.

    @ Lurker, that is true.

    @ Hero, thanks for the laugh.

    @ Brandi, I am glad this made your crappy morning a little bit better.

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  9. that guyFebruary 25, 2011 at 8:15 AM

    great post!

    i agree with SD-

    i like to validate my laziness with a quick hitter...

    that dog is getting some pussy!

    glad you have a life to give you an excuse for not posting...work sucks, but....my excuse when i don't post is laziness....

    and sometimes drunken stupor...

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  10. StephanieCFebruary 25, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    lol @SD.


    I ramble too much for these good, funny, short posts.

    Life carries on - we'll be here when you are back to write some more!!

    Seriously?... Reeeally??... Seriously?

    _

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  11. Jumble MashFebruary 25, 2011 at 8:55 AM

    OMG!! Too funny.

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  12. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    They are going to make dogtiger babies lol

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  13. Pat TillettFebruary 25, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    I wonder if the tiger ate the dog afterwards?
    too funny!!!!

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  14. Random GirlFebruary 25, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    Damn! I wish I had read this before I posted my Soft-core Friday at Random Girl... I surely could have worked this in somehow... greatness!

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  15. MileyFebruary 25, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    I feel exactly like that every time a fugly dude tries to hit on me - or worse the ones who think they have a REAL chance.

    I wanna say "Don't you know how AWESOME I am? Please."

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  16. Shazam7February 25, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    mwahahahaha. Love it. My dog would do something like that. He just has no sense of "danger" when it comes to his fun time ;)

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  17. HannahFebruary 25, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    That's a funny one! I'm loving the comments too! lol

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  18. Oilfield TrashFebruary 25, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    @ Bruce, I agree. Sometimes lazy is the way to go.

    @ Stephanie, thanks.

    @ Mash, thank you.

    @ Nitefalss, I am not sure if it will be a Tigog or a Doger.

    @ Pat, probably. Either that or wouldn't let the dog leave.

    @ Randomgirl, I am sorry I didn't give you advance warning.

    @ Miley, um yeah.

    @ Shelby, thank you. Most men have that problem as well.

    @ Hannah, yes most of the time the comments on here are better than my posts.

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  19. Rawknrobyn.blogspot.comFebruary 25, 2011 at 1:13 PM

    That's funny. I'd say the person who took this photo is just as courageous as the animals.
    xoRobyn

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  20. KrissyFebruary 25, 2011 at 1:22 PM

    Is he really brave, or is that kitty getting into it? I would think that cat would have turned around pretty damn quick.

    Hey, you made us laugh, and entertaining us is what you are here for, right? :)

    TalkativeTaurus.com

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  21. Marie NicoleFebruary 25, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    Ha! That is quite courageous indeedlydo! I've been pretty busy too (and I don't even have a job - yikes) Take your time, we'll be here... maybe! bwhahahahahaha

    ツ my cyber house rules dot com1

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  22. SausageFebruary 25, 2011 at 1:45 PM

    BALL OF STEEL, way to go pup.
    This is how I met my wife!!!!
    cheers, Sausage...

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  23. Henrietta CollinsFebruary 25, 2011 at 2:26 PM

    well, pussy is pussy.

    though this has to be the bravest interpretation of the saying that i have ever encountered.

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  24. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2011 at 3:04 PM

    validation of laziness is always a good thing...it's especially great when it's that funny. thanks for sharing.

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  25. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    Maybe it isn't courage but just pure horniness.

    The Adorkable Ditz' Missteps

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  26. Oilfield TrashFebruary 25, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    @ Robyn, that is something I didn't think about.

    @ Krissy, it could very well be both. Glad you laughed.

    @ Nikki, thank you.

    @ Sausage, you met your wife while you were watching a dog bang a tiger. Sounds like something better than Barry White to get you in the mood.

    @ Kage, I agree.

    @ Jewels, that is very true.

    @ Ditz, that might be correct.

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  27. AnonymousFebruary 25, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    hahahaha thats hilarious! look at that dogs face its like "ohh yeahhhh!"

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  28. Al PenwasserFebruary 25, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    Yep, I'm juvenile enough that I laughed out loud. This would be great with some porn video music playing, "CHICKA CHICKA BOW WOW!"

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  29. RebeccaFebruary 25, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    omg to funny i just spit coffee all over my computer screen

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  30. KrissyFebruary 25, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    Al Penwasser... You almost made me spew my Friday night cocktail across my screen when I saw your comment. I thought I was already a follower of yours, but I definitely am now. You are not right, and I like it! :)

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  31. UnknownFebruary 25, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    Hahaha!! That tiger seems very fine with it! I wonder if that dog took her to dinner first?

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  32. Oilfield TrashFebruary 25, 2011 at 9:10 PM

    @ Emily, I am pretty sure that he is having the fuck of his life.

    @ Al, that would be funny.

    @ Becca, I am not responsible for that.

    @ Krissy, it was a funny comment.

    @ Kelley, I know right. If the dog didn't buy her dinner first the dog just might be dinner afterward.

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  33. bluzdudeFebruary 26, 2011 at 2:20 PM

    This doesn't have anything to do with your post, but it reminded me of an old favorite joke.

    Define "tough competitor."

    In a jerk-off competition, a guy that finishes 1st, 3rd and 9th.

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  34. Antares CryptosFebruary 26, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    Dogs, the ambassadors of the animal kingdom, they really don't discriminate.

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  35. PearlFebruary 26, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    Good boy! Good boy!!

    Oh, and LOL @ bluzdude!!

    Pearl

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  36. BlackLOGFebruary 26, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    I guess when you are on the endangered list you get it where you can...

    Which doesn't explain why the tiger got involved, perhaps she wanted to try it doggy style. I must admit I'm looking forward to next week when she gets to do it with a missionary.

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  37. LilPixiFebruary 26, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    Oh, that's great. Thanks for my Saturday night blog surfing laughs!

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  38. Dawn@Lighten Up!February 28, 2011 at 3:47 AM

    Well, I certainly miss your hilarity, but the damn co-worker's joke maid me spit coffee. Good one!

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  39. Oilfield TrashFebruary 28, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    @ Bluz, that is hilarious.

    @ Cryptos, that is true.

    @ Pearl, yep.

    @ BlackLog, that comment was hilarious.

    @ LilPixi, you are welcome.

    @ Dawn, I was just really busy the last couple of weeks. I am back to my normal self today though.

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