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Friday, February 25, 2011


I am sorry my friends but I have been incredibly busy with work and stuff at home this week so I have not really had a chance to write some of the “deep funny” posts that you have come to expect from me. So to make up for it I am going to post an email joke I got from a coworker. I hope you enjoy it and I will try over the weekend to get some great stuff posted for you for next week.

What is the true meaning of courage?

Is it to fight a bull in a bullfight?

Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?

Is it to be a fireman and run inside a burning building to put the fire out?

Is it to practice free fall parachuting?

Is it bungee jumping, wild water rafting?

Bullshit........those are nothing!

THIS right here my friends is the true definition of COURAGE!!!

Have a great weekend everyone.


  1. Not gonna lie, I actually laughed out loud. That dog has balls... in more ways than one.

  2. Courage indeed! I have found that these quick hit, little time commitment posts can be just as good as the long thought provoking, snark filled rants.

    At least thats what I tell myself to give my laziness validation.


  3. It just reminds me of the turtles or whatever they are at Como Zoo in St. Paul. I have beenthere countless times and I have never seen them NOT having sex. I mean, who knew turtles were so horny??

  4. Well there's a TGIF for ya....poor bastard probablly gotten eaten shortly thereafter. Pretty typical really....

  5. Horniness causes courage, must be all that blood relocating from the brain.

  6. I don't get it... How is getting humped by a dog courageous? That Kitty is enjoying a solid lay.

  7. LMAO...Thanks. That made this crappy early morning a little better

  8. @ Paul, I agree he has (or maybe had if he got eaten) balls.

    @ Simpledude, well in that case I don't feel guilty anymore.

    @ Sara, hmm horny humping turtles. I guess animals have sex like prison inmates do.

    @ Daffy, you are probably right.

    @ Lurker, that is true.

    @ Hero, thanks for the laugh.

    @ Brandi, I am glad this made your crappy morning a little bit better.

  9. great post!

    i agree with SD-

    i like to validate my laziness with a quick hitter...

    that dog is getting some pussy!

    glad you have a life to give you an excuse for not posting...work sucks, but....my excuse when i don't post is laziness....

    and sometimes drunken stupor...

  10. lol @SD.

    I ramble too much for these good, funny, short posts.

    Life carries on - we'll be here when you are back to write some more!!

    Seriously?... Reeeally??... Seriously?


  11. They are going to make dogtiger babies lol

  12. I wonder if the tiger ate the dog afterwards?
    too funny!!!!

  13. Damn! I wish I had read this before I posted my Soft-core Friday at Random Girl... I surely could have worked this in somehow... greatness!

  14. I feel exactly like that every time a fugly dude tries to hit on me - or worse the ones who think they have a REAL chance.

    I wanna say "Don't you know how AWESOME I am? Please."

  15. mwahahahaha. Love it. My dog would do something like that. He just has no sense of "danger" when it comes to his fun time ;)

  16. That's a funny one! I'm loving the comments too! lol

  17. @ Bruce, I agree. Sometimes lazy is the way to go.

    @ Stephanie, thanks.

    @ Mash, thank you.

    @ Nitefalss, I am not sure if it will be a Tigog or a Doger.

    @ Pat, probably. Either that or wouldn't let the dog leave.

    @ Randomgirl, I am sorry I didn't give you advance warning.

    @ Miley, um yeah.

    @ Shelby, thank you. Most men have that problem as well.

    @ Hannah, yes most of the time the comments on here are better than my posts.

  18. That's funny. I'd say the person who took this photo is just as courageous as the animals.

  19. Is he really brave, or is that kitty getting into it? I would think that cat would have turned around pretty damn quick.

    Hey, you made us laugh, and entertaining us is what you are here for, right? :)


  20. Ha! That is quite courageous indeedlydo! I've been pretty busy too (and I don't even have a job - yikes) Take your time, we'll be here... maybe! bwhahahahahaha

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  21. BALL OF STEEL, way to go pup.
    This is how I met my wife!!!!
    cheers, Sausage...

  22. well, pussy is pussy.

    though this has to be the bravest interpretation of the saying that i have ever encountered.

  23. validation of laziness is always a good thing...it's especially great when it's that funny. thanks for sharing.

  24. Maybe it isn't courage but just pure horniness.

    The Adorkable Ditz' Missteps

  25. @ Robyn, that is something I didn't think about.

    @ Krissy, it could very well be both. Glad you laughed.

    @ Nikki, thank you.

    @ Sausage, you met your wife while you were watching a dog bang a tiger. Sounds like something better than Barry White to get you in the mood.

    @ Kage, I agree.

    @ Jewels, that is very true.

    @ Ditz, that might be correct.

  26. hahahaha thats hilarious! look at that dogs face its like "ohh yeahhhh!"

  27. Yep, I'm juvenile enough that I laughed out loud. This would be great with some porn video music playing, "CHICKA CHICKA BOW WOW!"

  28. omg to funny i just spit coffee all over my computer screen

  29. Al Penwasser... You almost made me spew my Friday night cocktail across my screen when I saw your comment. I thought I was already a follower of yours, but I definitely am now. You are not right, and I like it! :)

  30. Hahaha!! That tiger seems very fine with it! I wonder if that dog took her to dinner first?

  31. @ Emily, I am pretty sure that he is having the fuck of his life.

    @ Al, that would be funny.

    @ Becca, I am not responsible for that.

    @ Krissy, it was a funny comment.

    @ Kelley, I know right. If the dog didn't buy her dinner first the dog just might be dinner afterward.

  32. This doesn't have anything to do with your post, but it reminded me of an old favorite joke.

    Define "tough competitor."

    In a jerk-off competition, a guy that finishes 1st, 3rd and 9th.

  33. Dogs, the ambassadors of the animal kingdom, they really don't discriminate.

  34. Good boy! Good boy!!

    Oh, and LOL @ bluzdude!!


  35. I guess when you are on the endangered list you get it where you can...

    Which doesn't explain why the tiger got involved, perhaps she wanted to try it doggy style. I must admit I'm looking forward to next week when she gets to do it with a missionary.

  36. Oh, that's great. Thanks for my Saturday night blog surfing laughs!

  37. Well, I certainly miss your hilarity, but the damn co-worker's joke maid me spit coffee. Good one!

  38. @ Bluz, that is hilarious.

    @ Cryptos, that is true.

    @ Pearl, yep.

    @ BlackLog, that comment was hilarious.

    @ LilPixi, you are welcome.

    @ Dawn, I was just really busy the last couple of weeks. I am back to my normal self today though.


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