Most of the women have been teachers having sex with students, and these women have been hot. I mean really attractive, like out of my league attractive. Now they may be bat shit crazy (since they are having sex with underage guys) but hey ladies, have you ever heard of hitting up a bar? Every bar (well every straight bar) is full of horny men who would fuck you at the drop of a dime. With you being bat shit crazy I realize that you may not be able to find a man to put up with you long term, but you can close your eyes and without any trouble find a horny man to fuck you senseless. Hell you damn horny middle aged women teachers can call me and I will help you out.
Back when I was in school (junior high, high school, and even college) there was not a decent looking woman teacher who could have gotten me hard enough for a blow job, much less hard enough for me to bang. Not even when drunk would I have touched any of them as they were all old cat ladies with hairy moles all over their bodies (yes I had x-ray vision back then).
Then here recently in Houston a hot blonde middle aged mother and wife was arrested for sending her sons best friend nude pictures of herself (you can read about it here). The best friend of her son was 16 years old. I looked her up on Facebook when this story broke, and she had some hot ass photos of herself on there. I wonder who called the cops (whether the mom found out or the boy told his mom) on this woman. If the boy told his mom about this, the boy is gay. Trust me on this one.
The adult/parent in me says that this woman was in the wrong and shouldn’t have done it. But the dirty, pervy, horny bastard (well 16 year old horny bastard) in my wishes I would have had a sexy ass middle aged woman sending me naked pictures of herself to me. I mean at 16 I would have been trying to nail the fuck out of this woman and not having the cops trying to nail her.
If you look at this website you will see what I am talking about. The website has a nice little list of a ton of women convicted for banging underage guys. I know half of them are fugly, but the other half are attractive enough that they should be able to get a guy to fuck them if they picked up a guy in a nightclub. And well let’s be honest here, pretty much most of them were attractive enough for me to bang when I was 16 as I was a horny bastard.
Now I know all of this shit that these women are doing is illegal, but why is this happening now? Are women today just crazier or are they just more risky in their pursuit of cock? One thing is for sure, where the fuck was these horny women at when I was going through school?
Haha. So true. I had very, very, very old women teaching me all through my schooling years. Not to mention the fact that they would never even think of doing anything with me. Ok, so now I have that vision in my head. Great. BTW...do you watch Blue Bloods? There was an episode like that not too long ago. Good show.
ReplyDeleteI have always thought the same thing... there has to be some power trip thing there because if it's just about getting laid they'd have guys lining up. Hell even fugly women can get laid if that's all they want.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was in HS there was 1 hot teacher, and she was nailing our baseball coach. He had rumors around him too. Supposedly some of the easier girls in our senior class had been uhhh... rounding his bases so to speak. Checking out his hardball. Cleaning his cleats. Earning a base on balls. his balls. Following me? They were banging him.
SD
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@ Copy, I know how you feel. And no I don't watch that show. I really only have time to watch sports as my tv time is very limited.
ReplyDelete@ Simple, I am not even sure it is about the power trip. I just think these women have no power of self control and let their vags run their lives. And I know what you mean about the baseball coach. The only student who was banging a teacher was this hot chick I graduated with who was banging the ugly ass dyke volleyball coach. They are still together till this day. And I am sure that they will get married once gay marriage is legal in Texas.
I had a few
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getting '''assaulted''' by.
I totally agree what is wrong with these woman...It made me sick when i heard of this I had the same thought, you could call anyone in your phone or go to any grocery store or bar and find a willing man! OMG all I can say is these women must have never had a real man!
ReplyDeleteI dunno Oilfield. My husband says that his first time was with a girlfriend's mom. (Talk about your horny teenage bastards) And several other women who were friends of his mom's. He says that some were hot and some were just 'available'. Clearly you were more discerning in what could get you hot. *grin*
ReplyDeleteNow, because I'm a relatively mentally stable woman about to be 40, there is a sort of 'Ewwww' factor for me at the idea of his mom's friends hitting that. Or would that be him hitting that? Whatever.
I have also had numerous guy friends who have told me about first times being with their babysitters and shit. I don't think its a new phenomenon, I just think that all the new technology makes it easier to get caught.
Oh and I should add, there are few subjects in this world that I love more than "Horny Women". LOL I could hardly wait to comment.
ReplyDelete@ Telia, I wish I would have had some eye candy to look at when I was in school.
ReplyDelete@ SSW, shockingly if you look at the website I linked to, most of those women are MARRIED. I know it is shocking, but yes I agree with you.
@ Semi, My first was 7 months older than me. But when I was 15 I was banging a 21 year old. But there is a huge difference between a 21 year old woman and a 35 year old woman.
Personally, once I hit 21 there was no way in hell I was ever going to screw someone who couldn't drink legally. I think it's creepy as hell that these adult women would go out of their way to fuck a minor. *shudder*
ReplyDeleteI have this horrible visual of the older woman getting the hell banged outta her by a horny 16 year old while he's asking Does. This. Count. For. Bonus. Points....?
@ Semi, oh and I love horny women as well.
ReplyDelete@ Sam, I can see how you would think that way. But for a horny 16 year old banging a middle aged woman is like winning the superbowl. You have nail err got the prize. And for through in bonus points as well? Hell yea.
I worked in restaurants until I was 26, so I became friends with people a lot younger than I would normally hang out with. Including high school kids. And I'm so fucking attracted to 17 year old boys. I can't help it.
ReplyDeleteIt wasn't a big deal when I was only like 22, but as I got older I felt like such a creepster. "I keep getting older, they stay the same age..."
They're almost grown ups, so it's possible for there to be an attraction on a personality level. They have grown up bodies too; bodies that haven't been ruined by the booze and shitty food and plunging metabolism that usually hits in the early 20s.
But the big kicker is the knowledge that I could rock their fucking nuts off in bed. That type of sexual power isn't a given in any other situation. And it's enough to make you forget everything else.
I swear I'm not a creep and I never hooked up with anyone of an inappropriate age. But, having forced interaction with guys that age on a daily basis, I know where these bitches are coming from. They're not crazy...guys have been lusting after (and banging) 17 year old girls for years. Maybe some of them just forget that they're women for a minute and think with their vag.
HMMM...glad you told me about these Bar places you speak of with lots of drunk horny men, now I can stop banging all these teenagers now!
ReplyDelete@ Irish, I can see it from your perspective. It makes sense. And I like you quote. It reminds me of the one from the older guy in the movie "Dazed and Confused" where he essentially says the same quote.
ReplyDelete@ Bird, I am glad I could help you out with your needs.
It reminds you of the quote because it IS that quote. I just can't say it in the creepy voice with weird hand motion he uses in the movie. I'm a big proponent of movie quotes and I hate that I can't pull them off online.
ReplyDelete@ Irish, your quote worked because I at least thought of the correct movie. I just could not remember the quote word for word, so I would say that you are good with movie quotes.
ReplyDeleteMy opinion counts for nothing, but like child abuse, child molestation, child abductions.....they've been going on for centuries. It only seems like it's happening more today because of technology, and the ability to report on it. So we hear about it more these days. Just like men with sexual tendencies they can't control, there are women with the same problems. You just hear more about it when the men do it. But when a woman is caught, it sounds so much more newsworthy because it's not what society expects. Nonetheless, it no less worse when a woman victimizes a boy, than when a man does the same to a girl.
ReplyDelete@ Matty, those are all very good points. Thanks for stopping by. It is nice to see other people from PA around these parts.
ReplyDeleteThere is something attractive about younger men, although I'm not sure how I would feel about getting together with a teenager though...but a younger man has more energy and will do a lot more to impress an older woman. And usually, they're quite grateful to be with the woman in the first place that they put up with all that crazy shit.
ReplyDeleteI dated a younger man once (he was 21 at the time and I was "slightly" older) and it was interesting. I generally feel a lot younger than I am and forget my actual age sometimes, but being with a younger guy really made me feel even younger.
You should be happy you had people of the opposite sex in your high school in the first place, I went an all-girl's school, so you can imagine the desperation going on there...
so what you're saying is, i should retire my catholic schoolgirl costume and get a naughty teacher one instead?
ReplyDelete@ Uninspired, well I guess since your comments echo a lot of other women, I guess this means I am never getting laid again since I am old now.
ReplyDelete@ Kage, no you should never get rid of a catholic schoolgirl costume. NEVER.
I totally don't get this trend. Personally, I'd rather have older, more experienced cock, than young, lose-control-after-8-seconds cock.
ReplyDeletewow i hear ya...
ReplyDeletefreaks are everywhere...
got an award for ya
come and get it...or not...i don't giva fuck...
shit dude all the f-bombs, talking about horny women... got old BET to come out for a second...
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I can understand an older woman's attraction to a younger guy with plenty of enthusiasm, stamina, and healthy sex drive. After all we peak sexually much older than men so women going after younger guys isn't a new thing. I could NEVER get with a guy any more than 2 or 3 years younger than me. It creeps me out.
ReplyDeleteWe had plenty of male teachers who were fucking girls when I was in high school and everyone knew about it...but there was no female teachers sleeping with students that I knew of.
As for if women are different now...probably not. The internet, facebook, sexting, and media outlets available have...gossip travels faster. Once private pictures are easily circulated. It's just a whole lot easier to get caught now...I think that's the difference.
Having worked in child welfare for over 15 years, I agree that this has been a longstanding problem. I think society's more recent fascination with cougardom has only fed into the crisis. In California, this scenario constitutes sexual abuse/rape. I agree with that law, but I'm not a 16 year old boy. I understand why you'd feel left out of such opportunities for "schooling." :)
ReplyDeleteTrue, if these women wanted sex, they could go to the nearest pub. It's more of a power/control (i.e., abusive) dynamic they're obsessed with.
xoRobyn
I can tell you for sure...at the end of the day...the last thing I want to see is ANY of my students. I want to staple their asses to bulletin boards and walk out the door...and keep walking...and walking and walking and walking...and that's usually at 7:30am...about 15 minutes after my day has started. Can't imagine having any kind of relationship sexual or not with any of them.
ReplyDelete*shudders*
Of course, currently, most all of them eat scabs and pick boogers....
Got any patron?
@ Sandra, I can help you with that. Send me nekkid pics of yourself for consideration. lol
ReplyDelete@ Jewels, you are probably correct. It might just be easier to get caught now. That and the guys today are bigger pussies who have loose lips.
@ Robyn, I agree with you.
@ Bruce, Thanks for the award, I will blog about in my next post.
@ Daffy, I always have Patron.
What in the heck? You are crazy, OT. I get what you're saying, but as a mom of a 2 y/o & a 6 y/o boy, I am disgusted. We protect our younger girls from perverts, but people almost welcome it for younger boys. I know the teenager probably loved the pictures, but he's a child. Somebody needs to look out for the boys...and not in the way you are suggesting. :)
ReplyDeleteBTW, I was at HEB the other day and saw a truck with the sticker "Oilfield Trash" across the back. I thought maybe it was you and you got your blog name blasted across the back of your vehicle. I guess it could've been, since I don't know what you look like. Hmmm...
@ Kelley, I am half ass being sarcastic (like every thing else). I was making fun of the whole situation.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't have any bumper stickers on my car, so it was not me that you saw.
Ah, see, and here I am as old as most of my current professors and I keep thinking "ew".
ReplyDeleteEven the "good looking" teachers in high school were genetic mutations of man slime, so I feel ya on the "WTF" thing...
Different strokes for different folks, I guess. Well, we know what kind of "strokes" the guys were wanting ;)
Thanks for your comment on our holiday shocker, OT. I have been laughing for days over it! It's been awesome to put out posts with those two other-weirdly-minded-hilarious bloggers. xo
ReplyDelete@ Miley, every man likes a little stroking.
ReplyDelete@ Robyn, No problem. I loved the post.
Yeah, if only they could hold off until the young lads were 18 and then they would just be regular old cougers.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it happens more often, I think that with our access to information/continual news cycle that we hear about it more often...
ReplyDeleteAs with anything, it's all in the eye of the beholder (or the beer-holder, depending where you are) but there's got to be a psychological study going on SOMEwhere re: women who enjoy sexually arousing young/inexperienced guys -- and men who want the same.
It's an interesting ol' world out there, ain't it?
Pearl
@ Mrs Tuna, That is correct.
ReplyDelete@ Pearl, Yes it is an interesting world to say the least.