Actually I should not call all of you my followers; I should call you straight jacketers because if you like my sense of humor, you are not normal either. But your mental problems are for another time and place in my future blog postings.
As I have said before, I started this blog as a way to put into paper (rather ePaper) my thoughts on various subjects that come to my mind. Sometimes these thoughts are about politics, sex, common sense, things I see in the news, and things I find odd or funny. I keep a little list of stuff that I need to write about it. So I will continue my popular “Great Inventions” and “Worldly Wednesday” posts as you seem to like them. I also will have some upcoming posts about my experience with my vasectomy, politics, how I would handle illegal immigration, more sex tips, political correctness, more on the TSA, and many other interesting topics. So stay tuned.
Since I said if I reached 50 followers I would post a picture of myself. So I am doing that. Here is a little picture of me and my friend Lafawndah. Yes the Lafawndah from the Napoleon Dynamite movie. Yes we are homies. And yes the picture was photo-shopped. I don’t know any celebrities, but that is beside the point. Although I once met George Carlin in the Pittsburgh airport, and yes I did recite one of his jokes when I met him. He was shocked that I mentioned that particular joke as he said no one ever comments about it. He laughed and said I was a funny kid and autographed my copy of the paper from that day. I still have that paper in a tupperware container at home. I should frame it since he is my all time favorite comedian and he passed away back in 2008.In the future I will post a nice little picture of myself for every 50 followers I add to my blog. So when I get to 100 followers I will post a picture of myself that was taken back when I was a stripper. Yes I said a stripper picture. So spread the word on my blog so you can one day see my photo spread.
Enough about me. Onto the award which I was recently awarded, which is the “Tanned Hide Award”. The picture looks really cool and since I do enjoy spanking a nice little lady so I guess it fits with my sick twisted sense of humor. I don’t know what the rules are for this award or what the qualifications are for getting this award, so I am going to tell you about the person who gave me the award. One of my followers Bruce gave me the award. He is one funny dude and he has two blogs where he has Bruce and his Evil Twin which each write a blog. They are fucking hilarious and you should check the blogs out (especially if you like the word FUCK).
Well enough for now as I have work to actually do today at work. Everyone have a great weekend. Remember; if you can’t be good, then fucking be good at it.
Great post... Bruce does have good stuff on both of his blogs, congrats on the award. I haven't been blogging too long either and I often wonder how the hell I have managed to get the followers I have with the nonsense crap I put out there - God bless those peeps.
ReplyDeleteI love Carlin and have since I was a kid. The Lady Friend and I have played his 'books on tape' and CDs while on road trips. Very sad he's gone.
SD
http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com/
@ Simple, Thanks you. You are correct, Bruce writes some good stuff.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have loved Carlin since I was a kid as well. I promised in late 2007 and early 2008 that I was going to vote for him as President (as a write in candidate) and then he died. So I still wrote him as my choice for President as I thought a dead comedian could have done a better job than the 2 choices we had in the 2008 election for President.
Carlin was the best. I absolutely loved him. How cool that you met him! :-)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the 50+ followers and yay for the picture!
I love the upcoming subjects so I'll be sure to be back; not that I wouldn't have been anyway. How can I resist a blog as awesome as this!?
@ Jewels, yes he was the best. IT was very cool. I was sitting at the gate in the airport waiting for my plane to arrive and he got off the plane I was supposed to get on. I was the only who in the area who recognized him. My mom was shocked and let me run up to him.
ReplyDeleteAnd some of my upcoming ones are good. Stay tuned.
Thanks for checking out my blog. You do have a sick twisted sense of humor. Keep writing.I'm enjoying your post. I'll pass on the word. Since I'm pretty big, maybe I'll see you at a Chinese Buffet sometime.
ReplyDelete@ Bothered, you are welcome. Your blog is good. And thanks for checking out mine. And maybe we will run into each other at a chinese buffet. I will be the fat ass American that the little old chinese lady is yelling at saying I have been eating too much.
ReplyDeleteWow! 50+ followers! That's fantastic! I'm extremely jealous.... Nice pic too, it's nice to put a face on a blog :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the award too. I'll be sure to check out the blogs you mentioned too.
@ Unispired, thank you very much. I am glad you enjoyed the picture.
ReplyDelete@ Everyone, go back and re-read this post as I added a little paragraph about the next picture of me which I will post.
ReplyDeleteMake that 52 followers!
ReplyDeleteIf you get 1000 followers will you pose Nakid?
ReplyDelete@ Kitty, thanks for the following. I am also following you as well now. Nice picture of you near the glacier.
ReplyDelete@ Brans, I could do that, but I highly doubt there is anyone who wants to see me nakid.
ReplyDeleteWell, THERE you are with Lafawnduh! You do make a great couple. Is she as fun in person as she was on the show?
ReplyDelete@ Kelley, yes she sure is.
ReplyDeleteYou are definitely a spanking good blogger!!! And congrats of the 50 plus fans. May you double it soon.
ReplyDelete@ Copy, thank you. Your blog is very good as well.
ReplyDeleteStripper? HOW long have I known you? And I'm just now finding out about this stripper bit? sigh.
ReplyDeleteI can't comment on the award specifically, except to say congrats. Anything I say at this point would be highly inappropriate lol
@ Miley, I can't let a woman know all my secrets. I may have to go back to stripping if this oilfield doesn't work out.
ReplyDeleteToo cute, love the pic! Congrats on all the followers! I too am amazed that people find me interesting enough to follow! And congrats on the well deserved and earned award! Way too go!
ReplyDeleteTotally true. May I suggest a blue lace thong? They are very "in" for the male strippers these days. I would also like to suggest we find you a stage name in advance, just in case you are in a bind and need to find a job in a hurry.
ReplyDelete@ SSW, thank you. Your blog is good, and people will come to it.
ReplyDelete@ Miley, Why blue? Or I could just strip out of my blue coveralls from work. Hmm.... And I do need a stage name. How about Oily Trash, and I could be all covered in chocolate syrup made to look like oil. Yea thats it.
Blue because... I dunno. You're a boy? Hot pink isn't your color and black would make you look FAR too pale?
ReplyDeleteI like the chocolate syrup idea.
@OFT- thanks for the bloglove bro...and love the pic...your girl is hot!!! you rock and deserve your award!!!
ReplyDeleteand BTW...your blog is a great read..it will take no time to double up!
i grew up listening to Carlin on LP's. hence my fasination with the word fuck...*fuck is a noble word...I am FUCK...Fuck of the MOUNTAINS!* carlin circa 1970'sish
@ SimpleDude- you are real. you are funny. therefore you are easy to follow... and thanks for the compliments...
@everyone...you are getting very sleepy...when i snap my fingers you will wake up and click follow on my blogs!!! oh snap!
bruce
stupid stuff i see and hear
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bruce johnson jadip
@ Bruce, No problem dude. Your blog cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope so. I have a lot more non-sense to post.
have a good weekend. your blog made me crack up. with the picture of you and lawfandah. haha.
ReplyDeleteI love bruce too. And I really like your blog too. Congrats on the award and the 50 followers. May I request a pic of you and Hugh Jackman? Cause I really lust after Hugh Jackman
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the much deserved award. You deserve it, and more. I'm really enjoying reading your stories. Can't wait to see pictures of the stripper you. We all have to get together and help spread your followership to 100 so we can see your "spread". Keep it up!
ReplyDelete@ Truth, thank you. I am glad my twisted humor cracks you up. Check back as most if not all of my posts are full of humor.
ReplyDelete@ Mynx, yes Bruce is hilarious. As for the Hugh Jackman picture, I will see what technical support can do.
@ Nikki, Thank you for your continued loyal readership. The stripper picture could be a reality as I have gained 3-4 new followers since yesterday morning.
I loved Carlin. Such a point of view!
ReplyDeleteAnd in your answer to your comment on my post, yes, the Mexicans have been around in MN for quite a while. I remember them in the 60s (primarily migrant workers/farm hands) and now there are Mexicans and a number of South Americans, particularly, for some reason, Ecuadorans. Never took Spanish in high school, but it definitely is the language of restaurant kitchens.
And now, if you'll excuse me, I have black pants and a white shirt to wiggle into. :-)
Pearl
make that 55 followers
ReplyDelete@ Pearl, I took Spanish in high school and I can't understand them. And Carlin was great.
ReplyDelete@ Lemmi, thanks for following.
Grats on the award... and I'm totally stalking you now via Google-shmoogle!
ReplyDelete@ Cynicism, thanks for the following. I have been reading your blog for a while.
ReplyDeleteCongrats, OT! You made it to 50 VERY quickly. I like the photo and photoshop job.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
@ Robyn, thank you. That is the same thing that Ms Miley told me.
ReplyDeleteI like to think I helped by pimping him... LMAO! Seriously, I know you well enough to know that you've got something worth reading. You'll bypass me in no time!
ReplyDeleteBTW - There are so many better pictures of you lol
ReplyDelete@ Miley, I do give you some credit as you got me my first 10 followers by pimping me out. I got the rest by reading other peoples blogs and leaving comments.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes there are better pictures of me out there.
@ Tweeks, thank you.
ReplyDeleteyou have nice blog :)
ReplyDeletefollowin you
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@ Sharaf, thank you. I will check out your blog.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your award and your ever growing follower base. Well deserved!
ReplyDeleteOh, and I look forward to seeing your stripper photo sometime here in the near future ; )
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Grats for the award :)
ReplyDeleteWaiting for the next photo with 100 follower :)
@ Empress & Level, thank you very much. I already have the picture ready. I just need to write a nice little blog for the occasion when I actually get to 100 followers.
ReplyDeleteyou and Lafawnda make a beautiful couple!
ReplyDelete@ Bird shit, thank you. I see a long future together.
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