You have all seen them while driving. Those nice big orange flashing construction signs telling you stuff that you never read. Stuff like “right lane closed ahead” or “freeway closed ahead”.
Now the juvenile delinquent in me has always wanted to break into the compartment of one of these things and change the message to something funny.
A few years ago someone in Austin did just that. When I saw it on the news I laughed my ass off about it.
Well a few weekends ago, someone actually did just that in downtown Houston. You can see from the pictures that it is pretty funny, but I would have done it better than this.
I would have made the sign say something like:
“Oilfield Trash For President”
“Eat More Pussy”
“Save The Shrimp”
“Oilfield Trash Licks Ladies Da Best”
“Everyone Loves Your Momma”
“Read Make Daddy A Sammich”
“Shave Your Vag”
What would you have made the sign say if you were able to hack into it?