Have you ever wanted to just party like a complete fool?
Do all the booze, drugs, and hookers that you wanted to without any consequences or the need for a new liver?
Or basically live just like Charlie Sheen?
But you really can’t afford to hang out with him, well now you can.
For just $35.25 from this great website, you and all of your friends can party with Charlie Sheen. Ok it is not the real Charlie Sheen, but inflatable Charlie Sheen is just as cool.
Just imagine all of the fun you can have with Charlie Sheen. You can put him in the front seat of your car and your easily take the carpool lane. You can take him to parties and impress all of your friends. Just think you will never have to eat dinner alone ever again with Charlie at your side. Think about all of the “Winning” you will be able to do with Charlie.
Warning: Hookers, blow, and low self esteem are not included.
I think inflatable Charlie would make a lot more sense than the real one...
ReplyDeleteNo hookers.....dammit!
ReplyDeleteNow I can finally have a friend and the smell of chlamydia at the same time! "Ordering!"
ReplyDeleteDoes it include alien organs?
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliant. And since it's a love doll, it would be the perfect gift for friends, bosses, neighbor's pools, etc.
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. Sad that the key components of a Charlie Party are sold separately. It's like the most awesome toy coming without batteries on Christmas morning. Almost exactly the same thing.
ReplyDeleteMy only question is if this doll is anatomically correct; does he come with all applicable holes & appendages? Or just really big, burned out nostrils & yellowed fingers?
ReplyDeletehahaha! Love it. Put it in my latest post, and linked up to you for bloggy love. Hahaha!!
ReplyDelete@ David, you are probably correct with that.
ReplyDelete@ Lurker, you can get those but the cost extra.
@ D, that is true.
@ Chio, yep.
@ Tony, it just might.
@ Lost, see that is why I am here.
@ Random, well it may be "correct" so it could be ok for the ladies.
@ Primed, I have no clue.
@ Dawn, ah thank you.
And no tiger blood! Dammit!
ReplyDeleteThis is too funny! Did you hear about him getting booed off stage in Detroit?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4VuP2YMyt8
without hookers and blow, I have no interest.
ReplyDelete(not) winning
@ Ruth, sorry.
ReplyDelete@ Alice, yes I did hear about it. I also heard that his next show in Chicago was a hit.
@ Lance, I agree but those are things you have to buy yourself since they don't sell them on the internet.
I see a killer photo op here.
ReplyDeleteA blow-up Charlie Sheen surrounded by, buried under and sandwiched between actual blow-up dolls.
This inflatable version is much more appealing than the real thing.
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
Is tiger blood included with the purchase?
ReplyDelete@ Jeff, that would be flipping hilarious.
ReplyDelete@ Robyn, I agree.
@ TS, no sadly it is not included in the box.
The sad thing is, I really want that now.
ReplyDeletebut... does it come with a replica of his ever-so-experienced penis? If not, I don't want it.
ReplyDeleteSide thought... maybe he uses hookers because he has a tiny peen? Sheen with the tiny peen.
Fabulous. Just F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S.
ReplyDeleteBeing hollow as a doll or as a man has no appeal! The doll has just as much brains as the real thing.
ReplyDelete@ Brandy, I don't blame you.
ReplyDelete@ Miley, I am not sure. And that wouldn't shock me at all.
@ Sam, thank you.
@ Laughingmom, yep you are correct.
Ok, I'm pissed now. Somebody can make a blow up dollie of "He Who Shall Not Be Named" and yet Urban Dictionary refuses to publish my 'gone sheen' entry.
ReplyDeleteOh OT. I'm 36 goddamn years old. I stopped playing with dolls like 3 years ago. Sheesh. :o)
ReplyDelete@ Empress, I am sorry dear. I really am.
ReplyDelete@ Heather, Well you are never too old to party with dolls. I mean look at Hugh Heffner, he is over 150 years old and still partying like a porn star.
Now do you have to blow it up? If so, where? If so, that's giving Charlie even more blow.
ReplyDeleteAnd Hef even plans to marry a doll.
what a douche bag he is - vain mother fucker - it's all an act, he clearly cannot have gone off the deep end so rapidly, or could he?
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny! I would love to inflate that thing & have him sitting on the couch when my husband comes home from work. I'd only want to use it once, though. Maybe I could buy it & pass it around to my friends so everyone could play the joke on someone... You got me THANKIN'!
ReplyDelete@ Al, I doubt it comes pre-blown.
ReplyDelete@ Ryan, yep he is.
@ Kelley, I am glad you liked it. And that would be a cool prank to pull on your old man. lol
well at least with this one when he annoys me i can either pop him or deflat him
ReplyDeleteI heard about this on the radio last week - love the write up on the side of the box!!
ReplyDeleteox
Kelly
He really should come with accesories like a Charlie Corvette, A Charlie House and lets not forget his date Char...leen!!
ReplyDelete@ Becca, that is so damn true!!!
ReplyDelete@ Joy, the box is hilarious.
@ Bushman, that would be cool. But if it did come with stuff like that it would have to come with two women because he is known for "threesomes".
Well at least I know what my brother in law is getting for Xmas. :)
ReplyDeleteYou know your career is on the rocks when they start making blow-up dolls of your image. Next he'll be on the apprentice with Donald Trump, or maybe even have his own reality show.
ReplyDeleteI'm a weiner and so's my doll.
@ Sara, that is awesome. Please video his response to the gift and post it.
ReplyDelete@ Greg, exactly.
Oh wow...you really do find the gems. I would rather die never having had sex again then be anywhere near a Charlie Sheen "love toy"...even his plastic self must be soiled. Ick. That aside-hilarious as a gag gift or novelty item...duh, winning!
ReplyDeleteDang! Another million dollar boat just floated past me with hookers and blow on it.
ReplyDeleteDamn OT....I want a complete kit. No time to shop for all the other stuff. Very fun.
ReplyDeleteanything i could add would just be stupid this post is genius...
ReplyDeletegreat post man!
@ Jewels, I think you can wash the clap off of plastic. Although I am not entirely sure.
ReplyDelete@ Copyboy, that is the first thought that ran through my brain when I saw this.
@ Barb, yep you go girl.
@ Bruce, don't ever say that. I always welcome foolish stuff here.
It might be okay for short time, but I'd end up beating the shit out of it in effigy...
ReplyDeleteHilarious! So many possibilities and so little time.
ReplyDeleteThanks to you, I'm going to purchase one of these, pre-record my upcoming lecture, set the inflatable Sheen up in front of the class, and let him deliver the lecture. Whadduya think?!
ReplyDelete@ Pat, true that. And then you would need a patch kit.
ReplyDelete@ Cajun, that is what I was thinking as well.
@ Dr, dude just make sure to film that because it would be awesome.
Perfect for a "weekend at Bernies" remake I would think
ReplyDelete@ Mynx, you might be onto something with that.
ReplyDeleteWANT.
ReplyDelete'nuff said.
@ Galore, so get it!!!
ReplyDeleteI would like to get this doll just so I could punish it for the punishment that is Two and a Half Men. Seriously. I don't get it. HE ALWAYS WEARS THE SAME SHIRT.
ReplyDelete@ Cake, that is a very valid point.
ReplyDeleteEwww why would I even want an inflatable Charlie Sheen around me? That just screams STDs.
ReplyDelete@ Ditz, no the STD's come separately.
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