A recipe of blurbs by a hungry dad-filled with sarcasm, truth, and a dash of that rare ingredient, common sense.

Monday, September 6, 2010

Sarcasm Ho!!!!!

I started this blog as a way to pen down things about life, real life adventures of me and my kids blundering booty, and the misadventures of everyday life of a 30 something dad. Sometimes I will write about things I read in the news, sometimes it will be about politics. I might give you some good advice, maybe some recipes, maybe some spots about sports. But whatever I write about will be carved with a fine mixture of truth and sarcasm.

However, I must warn you that I am blessed with wit. Not the average every day kind of wit, the kind of wit that makes your side rupture open.

So with that said my wit most of the time is inappropriate, highly offensive, abusive, close to home, cuts to the bone, and makes old ladies cry.

So if you are one of those people who are easily offended, please grow some epidermis and get over it, life is just too short to be offended by me.

Ye have been warned!!!!


  1. This was a warning of wit and sarcasm.

  2. I'm not going to lie, I had to google misogynist, I had no clue what it meant...OMG This definition sums it up about it...WARNING:It is funny....A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his.

  3. Yes that is the funny definition. I am not really one, but I am always accused of being one.

  4. not really ..makes you sound guilty?....I think you may just say things they don't want to hear..truth hurts sometimes, they should grow up!

  5. No my jokes make me seem like I am. And I think you are correct, a lot of people don't want to hear what I have to say.


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