A couple of weeks ago it was reported in the media that actor Charlie Sheen had been all high on cocaine banging some skinny porn star and had caused $7000 worth of damage to a hotel room. And since no crime was committed, he was not charged with anything. He paid for the damages and that was it. Or it should have been it.
But the nice little biased media decided to constantly report about it and try to make him into some kind of bad guy. The coverage on the news here was almost nonstop and he wasn’t even in a white Bronco running from the cops. They made him sound like he was an out of control guy who had no grip on reality and I am getting a little tired of hearing about it.
Now keep in mind Charlie Sheen is the star of “Two and a Half Men” on CBS, which is one of America’s most watched tv shows. On the tv show he plays a smart ass guy who drinks, cusses, is a jackass, and gets lots of poon. Basically for all practical purposes he plays a guy who is my idol.
And then outside of work he goes and drinks, snorts, cocaine, and shags a bunch of women and the media says he is a bad guy. So let me get this straight, he plays a drunken manwhore and you act all shocked and shit when he does the same thing in real life. Give me a damn break.
I worship the guy now because basically he gets paid $1.25 million an episode (one of the highest paid tv actors by the way) to just be himself on tv. That’s right he has the dream job, he gets to show up to work and just be himself like he is at home. That has to be the easiest acting job an actor has ever had, he doesn’t even have to act. I wish I could have that job.
Now I know he has been accused of beating women, and that is part of him I don’t like and don’t condone. I am referring to the drunken benders with hot women that I am speaking of.
Now stop acting so shocked when he goes out on a bender with some hot chick and destroys a hotel room fucking her stupid against a wall. You are paying him to act like that on tv, so don’t be so damn shocked when he goes out and does it at the Holiday Inn, leave my idol alone.