So after reading the non-rules list I decided to base my campaign for contest winner on a funny yet very truthful comment. I ran on the “I should win because I can’t honestly remember the last time I had a bj” platform, which in the blog world is a huge comment to admit to. So after posting my truthful comment about why I should win this Election, many people chimed in to vote for me. I had more women vote for me to be elected than men did, which is funny considering some of my opponents false claims that I am a misogynist.
Well after a week of early voting, it was announced last night that I had won the Election. So I made my choice of picking the entire series of The Sopranos. I figured you can’t go wrong with a show that has a character named “Big Pussy”. Since I have been elected on the “Not Enough BJ’s” platform, I promise to try and find a BJ and I also pledge to watch at least one season per month.
In addition to being elected, I was also given the “Ass Kickin’ Beer Drinkin' Blog Award" by Simple Dude In A Complex World. And since the blog award comes with no rules, well I don’t have to do anything. But I will say THANK YOU! And I encourage you to go and read his blog, as his sense of humor and his sarcasm are far superior to mine.
And it is no mistake that I posted this on Election day, so I urge you if you have not gone out and voted yet, please get off your butt and do so.
Big congrats... much deserved. The "Not Enough BJ's" platform could change the course of our country. I think you need to start a movement.
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I think the "Not Enough BJ's" platform could change not just America but could change the whole world. Well BJ's and ham for the Muslim world could change everything.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think I will get to work on that.
Thanks again Simple Dude.
Drats. I just voted. Had I read this earlier, I would've voted for you as a write-in candidate, citing your platform, of course. Oh well. You already won, and the Sopranos is a perfect reward.
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Thanks Robyn. And you are correct, the Sopranos is a perfect award.
ReplyDeleteHow do you plan on going about your quest to "find a BJ"?
ReplyDeleteI mean, like world peace, you have to have a plan in order to make your platform goals complete.
Man, I wish I entered that site. I probably would've beaten you by a good two months. Haha. Congrats and very creative.
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ReplyDeleteI am not sure just yet. I am working on it though.
Copy, thanks. And sometimes the best and most creative answers are the truthful ones.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the win...boo for taking the dvd set that I wanted...but it's all good. :-) I, afterall, can remember the last time I recieved oral sex...so you won fairly.
ReplyDeleteI took Entourage...have never seen any of the seasons so it could be strange starting at season 4 but I'll manange.
Thanks for being a good sport Jewels. And if you can remember having some oral sex, than being 30 for you is not so bad right?
ReplyDeleteAnd I have never seen Entourage either. Good luck with that show as I have heard good things about it.
;-) a lady never tells....but of course I'm not a lady...so yeah...30 has been real good to me.
ReplyDeleteWell regardless of if you tell or don't tell as long as you are happy then that is all that matters.
ReplyDeleteyou know, come to think of it, i haven't had a bj in like forever either, so it's not fair... uhm my suggestion is please oh please DO NOT have a sopranos marathon, trust me, just don't. i almost killed people halfway through my marathon and i'm a very mild mannered sissy! now get the fuck out there and get a bj for the love of allah!
ReplyDeleteYEssssssssss... The Sopranos. I have such a thing for Tony Soprano. Its the power... sexy!!
ReplyDeleteThat's just all kinds of awesomesauce!! Yes. I intentionally used that word. If I hadn't neglected my blog visiting I wouldve known to vote for you. A thousand apologies I offer but won't waste time feeling too terrible since you won without my vote anyway. *big grin*
ReplyDeleteAlso, I will go back and link you for the pics or it didn't happen thing because you are totally correct on that. AND is your email intentionally not enabled? I can't reply to your comments at the pond directly when you leave them because I get the no-reply comment blogger thingiemadohickey.
Nikki, I promise not to have a marathon. Well unless it is while I am getting a bj marathon.
ReplyDeleteMama, I liked his wife on that show. I dont know why.
ReplyDeleteDaffy, your choice of words is awesome. And thanks on the congrats.
ReplyDeleteAnd I am not sure what you are talking about. How do I fix that?
I want you to give me that award.
ReplyDeleteGeorgia, I would have to modify that picture and since I am not a plagiarist I can't do that. I will however come up with another award to give you.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on you win. And good luck with the whole bj thing. I won't even begin to give advice on that one. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm leaving a quick comment because I am so embarrassed to be in your blog room much longer. I am violently blushing. Kidding. And I voted!
ReplyDeleteThat is an awesome platform. I would of voted for you 10 fold. It is also very sad. I feel bad for your penis. That's right, I said penis in a comment.
ReplyDelete@ Cajun, thank you.
ReplyDelete@ Kelley, You don't need to blush. Now if you were the one giving the bj platform a lil help then you can blush.
@ Toastman, Thanks for the support.