From time to time I am posting some of the funny stuff that my kids say as they are spouting off some great comedic material.
Last week we went to a local pizza joint because they were having a fund raiser for my kid’s school and were donating 15% of the sales to the school. So my ex and I collectively took the kids up there for dinner. After dinner my son and I were playing with his mom’s cell phone and it has this app where you talk to it and the phone repeats back what you say to it. But the repeat of what you say to it is in a kitty cat voice. So I said to the phone, “Make me a darn sammich woman” and then I stuck the phone up to my ex’s ear so she could hear the repeat. She was not amused.
So then my son grabbed the phone and said this beautiful gem.
He pretended like he was an NFL referee (and even acted like he was pulling and throwing the flag out) and said into the phone, “Mom #63. Offsides, not in the kitchen. 15 yards, replay 4th down.” And the phone then repeated what he had just said.
His mom (my ex) was severely pissed off and tried to lecture me about our son becoming a male chauvinistic pig. I politely explained that I had not taught my son anything about women being solely in the kitchen. I then told her (jokingly of course) that women have to occasionally leave the kitchen to clean and do laundry. It was at that point that she got up and walked out. Talk about not being able to take a joke. At least my son and I had a good laugh at his mom’s expense.
I am not sure what was funnier, the fact that my son said this to her or that the jersey number he gave her is a number normally reserved for a fat ass offensive lineman.