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Monday, August 8, 2011

300 People Like Trash

I am sorry for my absence last week; I was extremely busy getting fucked in the ass going through an audit at work. Most of the time when we get audited at work it is pleasant, but no not this time, this time the audit was more like the Spanish Inquisition.

And at the end of each day I was so mentally drained, that all I did when I got home was drink. And drink heavily I did.

So I am sorry that you had no posts of mine to read. I know each and every one of you who follow this blog was on the verge of suicide since I was not posting. So I am back now and you can step away from the shotgun/ledge/pills/draino and go back to reading my blog.

I am also sorry that I was not able to read your blogs last week as well. I will try and make up for it this week.

But while I was getting fucked audited at work , something good did happen here. I was able to get to my 300 th follower on here. And I could not have gotten here without your support.

Here is a little screen shot of my stats from my blog. Most of the visits to my blog come from people searching for pictures, but a lot of them come from you trashy guy followers. So I thank you.

(Sep-282, Oct-733, Nov-1150, Dec-1594, Jan-2628, Feb-2768, Mar-3490, Apr-8774, May-9908, Jun-9631, and Jul-6611)
 
As you know for every 50 followers I get here, I post a funny picture of myself. Well here you go ladies; he is a goofy picture of me from a Halloween party from a few years ago. I was dressed as a monk and I was getting a nice spanking from a dominatrix. Who laughs when getting spanked? Well apparently I do.


So when I get to 350 followers, I will post another goofy picture of myself. Someone last time requested I post a picture of myself in a loin cloth in the kitchen making a sammich. Maybe I will do that, maybe I won’t. Until then keep reading my non-sense and have a good laugh.

68 comments:

  1. Congrats on the 300th Follower and I have missed you darling man. Hope you get back to your normal routine soon. Hugs

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  2. ooh... audits blow. At my lasts job we had one every year and a full program review every three. Both were stressful and my last two bosses legit had stuff to worry about in regards to them, so that didn't help. That's one think I don't miss about it.

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  3. Congrats OT. That's fantastic having 300+ I love the picture. Hope this week is a better week for you at work. But drink to your hearts content anyway!!

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  4. Congratulations, OT! Love the picture, too! Haha!

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  5. Damn good blog, it deserves more and congrats.

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  6. Nice picture of yourself, and gratulations to this many pageviews!

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  7. Congrats on the surviving the fucking, I mean audit, and on your new follower milestone!

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  8. Better to laugh than cry. Very funny photo.

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  9. Congrats on the milestone, Friar Trash! I hope to be as famous as you when I grow up.

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  10. @ Mynx, thank you. I have missed being here.

    @ Sara, audits do blow. I am still a nervous wreck.

    @ Barb, I am not sure if my liver can handle anymore.

    @ Katsidhe, thank you.

    @ Lurker, thank you very much sir.

    @ iNews, thanks!!!

    @ Randomgirl, thank you.

    @ Cajun, that is so true.

    @ Vinny, thank you sir!!!

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  11. Sorry to hear about the corporate rectal probe.

    :-)

    Pearl

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  12. I just assumed you had gone to BlogHer with all the other cool people:)

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  13. Congrats on the 300 followers; I'm one of your recent ones!

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  14. @ Baygirl, thank you.

    @ Pearl, it is ok since I survived. Although my ass hurts still.

    @ Mel, I am not one of the cool people in that sense.

    @ Eva, thank you. And thanks for the following.

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  15. Love your blog! I was on the verge of a complete meltdown while you were away from the blog world. The small anxiety attack was hard to get past but now that you are back I have calmed down some.

    Congrats on your 300th follower! Can't wait to see more pics!

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  16. Congratulations, on hitting 300. Just sucks that you had it happen while dealing with that kind of crap at work. Very funny picture.

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  17. Congrats!
    You didn't post all week?
    Hmmm, hadn't noticed. ;)

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  18. Keep your loin cloth to yourself. Unless the dominatrix is in the pic, too, then go for it.

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  19. Hmmm how 'bout you post of a picture of a big hairy audit F---ing you in the you know what? Then it's relatable, no?

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  20. @ Rosie, well I am glad you are ok now.

    @ TS, thank you.

    @ Ruth, yep I went a whole week.

    @ Joshua, yea I figured as much.

    @ Copyboy, naw I will pass on that one.

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  21. How fantastic for you, OT! You're like, a fucking rockstar aren't you? Love that pic!!

    Cheers!
    SF

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  22. Woohoo! Congratulations! Your stats are impressive too. You have WAY more pageviews than me. Awesome.

    Sorry about the bleepin work bleep. Hope you don't have to deal with it again for at least another 500 followers.

    xoRobyn

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  23. Nice Friar Tuck wig! Welcome back!

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  24. Didn't expect to see a Monk getting spanked by a Dominatrix lol.

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  25. I had no idea you were a monk, are you allowed to speak?

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  26. Congrats on 300! I will totally take a picture of you in a loin cloth... oh, we could do a WRAPPING PAPER loin cloth!

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  27. Good going on surviving the week, now we all know what you normally do at work: BLOG!

    ;)

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  28. I'm glad everything is okay! And a big WHOO HOO on 300 followers!!!

    LOVE the picture! Classic!

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  29. @ Sugar, yep I am a rock star. Without the money. Glad you liked the picture.

    @ Robyn, most of those stats come from weird searches based upon my blog titles. But thank you just the same.

    @ Barsola, thanks. That wig made my head itch.

    @ Ting, neither did a lot of people.

    @ Tony, yes I was allowed to speak.

    @ Miley, there will be no loin cloth pictures.

    @ Nikki, yep surviving last week was tough.

    @ Virgin, thank you very much.

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  30. Just joined in on all of the fun myself. Keep up the great blog and crack a cold one for me tonight okay?

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  31. Haha, well I have no idea what to make of that picture, but I am happy for you that the audit is over and that you are back. Great stats by the way!!

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  32. Congrats on the 300! I am going to make a personal campaign to get you to 350 to see you in a loin cloth! ;) hehehehe.

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  33. So based on your spanking reaction, what was your facial expression like while getting "audited" at work?!

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  34. Congrats! you really deserve it! I mean that you know!

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  35. Catching up on all my blog reading. Congrats on 302. Hope your week goes a little smoother.

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  36. Yay! Congratulations on the milestone!!! That's awesome JT!!! OMG, I remember that party and your costume!

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  37. Congratulations on getting your 300 followers. Sorta takes the sting out of the "Corporate Rectal Probe" (thanks for that, Pearl), huh?
    But, I have to ask....it looks like you're wearing a yarmulke with your monk's habit...? Is that so you can get Christmas AND Hannukah presents?

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  38. 350 followers! I'm jealous. I've been audited and it's just as you crossed out. I'm still trying to get my 100th follower (I have 99!).

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  39. Yay for your 300th follower! Actually, you are now at 302. Do people come to your blog looking for pictures of sammiches or something?

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  40. Congrats!

    A good thrashing and you're giggling??? You're whacky!!

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  41. congrats on 300 and my oh my you are one cute monk

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  42. It's about time you came back. That noose was starting to chafe my neck. 300 followers? I need to catch up quick if I want to beat you to 500. I'm not sure I want to see you in a loin cloth.

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  43. @ Pixie, you never have to worry about me cracking a cold one.

    @ Texa, thank you very much.

    @ Jewels, I think I am just teasing about the loin cloth. No one wants to see my fat ass in a loin clothe.

    @ Dr Cynicism, it was not nearly as nice.

    @ Averagegirl, thank you.

    @ Nubian, thanks and it has gotten better.

    @ Yvonne, thank you and I figured you would remember it.

    @ Al, thanks. And that night I was just trying to get laid. It didn't work. lol

    @ Heidi, you will get there.

    @ Kelley, thank you. I think people come here based upon the pictures and the strange blog titles.

    @ Lass, yes I am wacky that is for sure.

    @ Kage, thank you very much.

    @ Becca, thank you.

    @ Toastman, yep you don't want to see that.

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  44. Congrats, OT! You are a funny guy and a faithful commenter on others' blogs. You deserve any followers, audits and spankings that you receive.

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  45. Hey there - Mr. Success! Look at those numbers! 300 and counting - way to go!

    You know, OT - on a wee bit of an observational note, what is fantastic is not just that you have reached 300 followers, but that you have an extremely high percentage of those followers commenting!
    That's the real success...just look at the comment numbers - you really draw a following and it shows!

    I'm happy to count myself as one of your follow/comment fans - you are one of my regular stops on my blog rounds - without fail your blog always guarantees a good read is in store!

    Congrats on your success! Much deserved!

    Cheers, Jenny

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  46. Oh man! I feel your pain. I've been on the receiving end of many a shit storm of an audit in my time. I'm so glad I don't have to deal what that stuff any more!
    Nice photo!

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  47. I was at my 100,000 visit and my 300th follower (Very few returned after using my blog to post their photo) when my blog was hacked, my passwords changed, and someone else started posting as if they were me.

    Fun for them. Horror for me and my readers. Now I'm starting from scratch. NOT FUN.

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  48. Congratulations on hitting the 300 mark!!! Well done my friend! ...On another (pervy) note, what exactly are you wearing under that monk's robe?

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  49. congrats...

    it is good to see you get you ass whacked by a chick and not corporate america!~

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  50. Way to go! That's awesome! I want that, too!

    On the spanking from the Dominatrix. Dude, what did you think I meant?

    Oh, yeah. Congrats on the 300 followers! ;)

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  51. Oops! I'm sorry, I forgot to congratulate you on your 300th follower. CONGRATULATIONS!!!

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  52. Audit! Dang! Hope it was the dominatrix doing the audit... and wouldn't it be apropos if they were the only auditors?!?!?

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  53. congrats! you must be very proud that you're growing rapidly and i can't wait until you hit 350 for another funny pic!

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  54. I always liked that pic. I volunteer to take the picture for the 350 followers :)

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  55. Hey.. hope you are okay - haven't seen a post for a few weeks

    Pax

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  56. I just got back on and wondered why I hadn't seen you, but it looks like a lot of people feel the same. Hope you didn't get hit by a bus. See you when you get back.

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  57. That's awesome!! Congrats on 300 followers!

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  58. Hey OT, where you been? I've been missing your particular view of the world in the blogsphere. Hope you are well.

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  59. Can you at least give us a sign that you are okay?
    I miss your smart ass!

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  60. Wonderful! Awesome!
    Congratulations!! ;D

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